Lock Me Up in My New York Mansion, Jeffrey Epstein Says

[Soph0571]

Wealthy pedophile Jeffrey Epstein asked a federal judge Thursday for leave to await trial inside his $77 million mansion — an Upper East Side building that allegedly doubled as his sex-trafficking hub, where authorities claim to have recovered a large stash of child pornography.

“Mr. Epstein stands ready and willing to pay for 24-hour armed guards should the court deem it necessary or appropriate,” Epstein’s attorney Reid Weingarten wrote in a 15-page letter.

U.S. District Judge Richard Berman, who is presiding over Epstein’s case, is unlikely to find the convicted child sex-offender’s proposal appropriate.

[link:https://www.courthousenews.com/lock-me-up-in-my-new-york-mansion-jeffrey-epstein-says/|

Considering it is alleged that he used his private jet to traffic girls.... heh, yeah - cannot see that shit happening!

[malaise]

1. Please proceed judge

I double dare you!

[Sneederbunk]

2. Don't throw me in the briar patch.

[Soph0571]

3. There is something really special in witnessing self entitled wankers be treated like all the others

who would rape children! Hehe

[Dirty Socialist]

4. The Onion, right?

That's good satire, LOL

[Soph0571]

6. Life as satire

Literally...

[TlalocW]

5. He knows what they found

They haven't played the correct sequence of keys on his piano that opens the secret door to his sex dungeon, and he needs to give it a good bleaching just in case they find it later.

TlalocW

[Soph0571]

10. He is relying on the double standards in the justice system...

He thinks that will give him the opportunity to bleach at will!! I think this time the justice system will do the right thing.

[dalton99a]

11. +1

[dalton99a]

7. How can a billionaire survive without armed guards, gourmet chefs, and hookers

[A HERETIC I AM]

15. Hookers?

"How can a billionaire survive without armed guards, gourmet chefs," - and young teen girls to fuck - "without consequence?"


There.


Fixed it for ya.

[Tech]

8. Erik Prince already agreed to supply the guards.

[PJMcK]

14. Guards? Or...

...hitmen?

Who knows what Epstein knows about Trump and others?!

(snark)

[trueblue2007]

9. Lock him up in a dungeon & put him in the stocks.

[Soph0571]

12. Agreed

[brush]

13. After Acosta allowed him to get chauffered to his office daily from jail...TH

this child molester thinks he's entitled to live in luxury even when he's supposed to be in jail.

[Aristus]

16. How often does a criminal ask to return to the scne of the crime?