"How did a fly get into the White House?" a distracted Trump says at his social media event.

[kpete]

"I don't like flies. I don't like flies."

Link to tweet

[Glimmer of Hope]

1. Damn we were once so lucky!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Considering what flies are attracted to, the WH should be teeming with them.

[Maeve]

3. True enough!

Just thinking that, with the level of BS produced there each day, it would be a wonder if there WEREN'T flies!

[klook]

8. They're teaming with them as well.

[cwydro]

11. Ha!

Perfect post!

[Shrike47]

4. Out here in real people land, sometimes flies get in the house. Like when I let the pets in & out.

Or the screen door that doesn’t quite close. Or the door left open while I’m carrying in the groceries. Like that.

[nocoincidences]

5. And then

they pile up against the closed windows and finally die and there are fly bodies in the sill to clean up....all frickin' summer long.

[ProudLib72]

6. Simple answer

He stinks like shit
Because he is made up of shit
And he speaks shit
Flies are attracted to shit

[nocoincidences]

7. Squirrel!

[samnsara]

9. now we know which infestation should plague mar a lago...

...zillions and zillions of carefully placed carrion plumped up maggots..ready to hatch into FLIES!

[jberryhill]

10. I've often wondered how such a pest got in there

[DinahMoeHum]

12. Hey, a billion of them can't be wrong. . .

[C_U_L8R]

13. Follow the flies

and you’ll get to the maggots.

[Dirty Socialist]

14. Trump is Lord of The Flies

“Kill the beast!”

[cwydro]

15. I hope someone tweets that to the shitstain.

Perfect.

[Blaukraut]

16. I ask myself that same question about Trump every day n/t

[smirkymonkey]

17. I hope it drives him mad.