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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsIn a Mass Knife Fight to the Death Between Every American President, Who Would Win and Why?
There can be only one -- and that one would be Teddy! No doubt about it. Who would be your picks? You can find Geoff Micks ranking, with detailed explanations, at the link.
To begin, here were the original conditions of the hypothetical, as suggested by the redditor Xineph:
- Every president is in the best physical and mental condition they were ever in throughout the course of their presidency. Fatal maladies have been cured, but any lifelong conditions or chronic illnesses (e.g. FDRs polio) remain.
- The presidents are fighting in an ovular arena 287 feet long and 180 feet wide (the dimensions of the [1] Roman Colosseum). The floor is concrete. Assume that weather is not a factor.
- Each president has been given one standard-issue [2] Gerber LHR Combat Knife , the knife [3] presented to each graduate of the United States Army Special Forces Qualification Course. Assume the presidents have no training outside any combat experiences they may have had in their own lives.
- There is no penalty for avoiding combat for an extended period of time. Hiding and/or playing dead could be valid strategies, but there can be only one winner. The melee will go on as long as it needs to.
- FDR has been outfitted with a [4] Bound Plus H-Frame Power Wheelchair, and can travel at a maximum speed of around 11.5 MPH. The wheelchair has been customized so that he is holding his knife with his dominant hand. This is to compensate for his almost certain and immediate defeat in the face of an overwhelming disadvantage.
- Each president will be deposited in the arena regardless of their own will to fight, however, personal ethics, leadership ability, tactical expertise etc., should all be taken into account. Alliances are allowed.
Link: http://faceintheblue.wordpress.com/2012/08/22/in-a-mass-knife-fight-to-the-death-between-every-american-president-who-would-win-and-why
ProudToBeBlueInRhody
(16,399 posts)Hell, someone had to poison him to put him down for god's sake!
salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)I agree with Geoff Micks that it'd come down to a Mexican standoff between Teddy, Old Hickory, and Honest Abe, but Teddy's whip smart and a glutton for punishment. He'd outlast them by sheer force of will alone. Plus he could use his cousin as a weapon -- a sort of wheeled battering ram.
phantom power
(25,966 posts)I have no idea how his knife-fighting skills stack up, but by all accounts he was one tough motherfucker, and he was a soldier in a time when the height of firearms tech was muzzle loading and black powder. So I'm betting he was a tough motherfucker who also knew his way around a knife fight.
CK_John
(10,005 posts)Bucky
(54,035 posts)GW did his killing by cannon and musket fire. My boy Jackson would get up there close and personal to do his bloodletting.
I got $20 on Andy Jackson, cause Andy Jackson's on my 20.
xmas74
(29,674 posts)Washington and Jackson with Teddy in third. Washington and Jackson are close-take your pick on who wins that fight.
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)Xyzse
(8,217 posts)To be the first President and to command that much unanimous respect, he must have been one ruthless bastard.
hifiguy
(33,688 posts)and he had to be strong as a horse given his time as a railsplitter and riverboat pilot.
My money's on Abe.
Posteritatis
(18,807 posts)Selatius
(20,441 posts)Bucky
(54,035 posts)Jackson wouldn't blink. Hell, he'd probably chuckle a little while dicing up the old railsplitter.
d_r
(6,907 posts)dimbear
(6,271 posts)an axe handle and wade right in.
I'm going Lincoln too.
cliffordu
(30,994 posts)He's already a zombie. Mostly unkillable.
KansDem
(28,498 posts)XemaSab
(60,212 posts)He grew up on what was then the frontier, and he was sort of an asshole, which is always a good quality to have in a fight.
REP
(21,691 posts)Well, you know Meaner than cat's meat and a dirty fighter.
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)REP
(21,691 posts)Sort of a Leroy Jenkins move, only deadly.
MissMarple
(9,656 posts)All of what you guys said!
knitter4democracy
(14,350 posts)Hand-to-hand combat, etc. He'd win hands-down.
SteveG
(3,109 posts)He participated in several duels and a number of knife fights. He is the one with real experience at up close and personal killing of other human beings.
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)He was a mean old son of a bitch and he knew how to use blades.
Dan
(3,575 posts)xmas74
(29,674 posts)Grant has to be quite high up on the list, sober or drunk. He was a mean old SOB and I could see him being pretty decent in a knife fight. All those years in the military would be an asset.
If Teddy were to pull out a win like the article says it's not because Jackson's in the final 3. If he makes it to the F3 w/o an equally a-holish person to fight he'll win. If Teddy wants to make it to the F3 w/o Jackson he'd better make an alliance fast that promises to tag team Jackson pretty early in the game.
Johonny
(20,861 posts)because he'd cheat
Tennessee Gal
(6,160 posts)That is exactly what I was thinking!
And W would have cut and run.
DBoon
(22,382 posts)spent his entire career stabbing people in the back
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)The only reason he might lose at presidential age is that he was in constant pain and difficulty from the several bullets lodged in his body from gunfights with the many men he killed after his military career.
That said... Taft would be a hard man to kill with a knife. Do they get harpoons?
socialist_n_TN
(11,481 posts)Too big and slow. He'd die a death of a thousand cuts.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)I doubt that Taft was always so fat. At one time he was just big.
rDigital
(2,239 posts)DFab420
(2,466 posts)Glassunion
(10,201 posts)Theodore Roosevelt, George Washington, John Quincy Adams and Andrew Jackson.
Teddy would win.
AsahinaKimi
(20,776 posts)that would be my guess. Didn't he ride up San Juan hill? By the way the other night I saw the movie Abraham Lincoln Vampire Killer. That was fun. Better than the Abraham Lincoln vs the Zombies.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)sufficiently gonzo and we have proof
LadyHawkAZ
(6,199 posts)since they had more experience with blades and close quarters fighting. Probably Washington.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Last edited Wed Aug 29, 2012, 10:47 PM - Edit history (1)
would have gotten.
He was also younger.
If we assume he was in the best physical shape possible then his back condition might not be an issue. I'm not really sure if your "Fatal maladies have been cured, but any lifelong conditions or chronic illnesses" applies or not so I am going to assume his back condition is not an issue since it was not really lifelong and also was not an illness.
An alliance with Johnson. Eisenhower and Nixon might even be a possibility. He could then finish off any of the older guys if they survived to be there at the end.
Youth, training, experience and possible allies makes me think JFK would win.
Editing to add videos and such.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_F_Kennedy
^snip^
Military service
Main article: Motor Torpedo Boat PT-109
In September 1941, after medical disqualification by the Army for his chronic lower back problems, Kennedy joined the U.S. Navy, with the influence of the director of the Office of Naval Intelligence, former naval attaché to Joseph Kennedy.[19] Kennedy was an ensign serving in the office of the Secretary of the Navy when the attack on Pearl Harbor occurred. He attended the Naval Reserve Officer Training Corps and Motor Torpedo Boat Squadron Training Center, was assigned duty in Panama and later in the Pacific theater, where he earned the rank of lieutenant, commanding a patrol torpedo (PT) boat.[20]
On August 2, 1943, Kennedy's boat, PT-109, along with PT-162 and PT-169, were performing nighttime patrols near New Georgia in the Solomon Islands,[21] when PT-109 was rammed by the Japanese destroyer Amagiri.[22] Kennedy gathered his surviving crew members together in the water around the wreckage, to vote on whether to "fight or surrender". Kennedy stated, "There's nothing in the book about a situation like this. A lot of you men have families and some of you have children. What do you want to do? I have nothing to lose." Shunning surrender, the men swam towards a small island.[23] Kennedy, despite re-injury to his back in the collision, towed a badly burned crewman through the water with a life jacket strap clenched between his teeth.[24] He towed the wounded man to the island, and later to a second island, from where his crew was subsequently rescued.[25] For these actions, Kennedy received the Navy and Marine Corps Medal with the following citation:
For extremely heroic conduct as Commanding Officer of Motor Torpedo Boat 109 following the collision and sinking of that vessel in the Pacific War Theater on August 12, 1943. Unmindful of personal danger, Lieutenant (then Lieutenant, Junior Grade) Kennedy unhesitatingly braved the difficulties and hazards of darkness to direct rescue operations, swimming many hours to secure aid and food after he had succeeded in getting his crew ashore. His outstanding courage, endurance and leadership contributed to the saving of several lives and were in keeping with the highest traditions of the United States Naval Service.
In October 1943, Kennedy took command of a PT boat converted into a gun boat, PT-59, which took part in a Marine rescue on Choiseul Island that November.[26] Kennedy then left PT-59, and returned to the United States in early January 1944. After receiving treatment for his back injury, he was released from active duty in late 1944.[27] Kennedy was honorably discharged in early 1945, just prior to Japan's surrender. Kennedy's other decorations in World War II included the Purple Heart, American Defense Service Medal, American Campaign Medal, Asiatic-Pacific Campaign Medal with three bronze service stars, and the World War II Victory Medal.[1] When later asked how he became a war hero, Kennedy joked: "It was easy. They cut my PT boat in half.
The Gerber Knife mentioned in the OP (unless I am mistaken)
WW2 Trench Knife similar to that shown in the first video
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)Knife fighting is so different, conceptually.
Even in the military, in the Civil or Revolutionary war every gun fight ended up as a knife fight (bayonets), and frontier type people used knives like second nature.
If Davy Crockett or Jim Bowie had made it to president they'd be reasonable choices.
But JFK, whatever his many good qualities, did not grow up with a big knife in his hand all the time.
Bucky
(54,035 posts)Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)some conditions would be cured.
He went through the entire war with those injuries and was highly decorated. Most everyone else would be 20 years older than he. I think he has a pretty strong advantage.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Sure, those older guys grew up with a knife. That doesn't mean they had formal training on how to kill with one. The second video I posted has a mention of a "Trench Knife" at about 3:30 in. Not a pretty instrument, but effective.
I honestly believe that more modern fighting techniques and more modern training with a weapon similar to what was described in the OP would be of more use than primitive fighting techniques, no matter how comfortable the fighter is with those techniques.
JustAnotherGen
(31,834 posts)I read the op and my money was on Eisenhower! I think it would be he, Andy Jackson, and T.R. at the end of the day. My grandfather was a personal attache of his of a sort at the close of World War II. He was very clear - that man had blood as cold as ice. He would have sliced his own mother's throat if she had been a Nazi.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)is quite a handicap.
Teddy is the only one I can agree with. He was even a year younger than JFK when he took office. I'm not sure if his weight would be an issue or not. It might be if this is a prolonged fight and with 44 all trying to stay alive it might take a while.
I still think that the more professional training that was given to WWII combat soldiers would be an asset in this type of fight.
Even the weapon is similar to what JFK would have trained with.
eppur_se_muova
(36,274 posts)IIRC GW would have the advantage in height and reach, but Jackson was meaner by all accounts.
Make it sabers on horseback and U.S. Grant would have the advantage of being the best horseman ever to hold the office.
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)I'd have to go with Andrew Jackson.
That was one ornery dude.
Probably killed more people, up close anyway, than any other president.
Teddy was more into killing animals...
MatthewStLouis
(904 posts)sadbear
(4,340 posts)Dude was tough as nails on the battlefield.
gkhouston
(21,642 posts)rurallib
(62,432 posts)really small target while he could cut the nuts off his opponents.
salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)Small, wily, and quick. Plus he'd have a grudge to settle with several of his successors.
Bucky
(54,035 posts)He might win by going off and sulking while everyone else bled out. Otherwise, my guess is that Coolidge, an accomplished outdoorsman, would hunt him down and gut Little Jemmy like a New England trout.
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)stop my manic cackling
AnnieBW
(10,440 posts)It's the same thing at every Nationals game - Teddy loses!
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)Gerald Ford. But I doubt he ever even handled a knife.
MjolnirTime
(1,800 posts)Poll_Blind
(23,864 posts)That's right, Washington would go after Taft right away with the knowledge that he could turn him into valuable meat armor to continue the fight against the other presidents. Should they come close to breaching the Taft, Washington could pop his head out of Taft's chest cavity, distracting and horrifying them long enough to land a fatal blow before moving onto the next.
It may be difficult to imagine George Washington gore-wigged and manipulating the corpse of a dead man from the inside in order to do battle but we must not forget the Washington family motto: "Exitus Acta Probat" ("The Ends Justify The Means"
PB
My boy George does understand tactics!!
coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)out of my head
rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)He was one hell of a negotiator and would talk his opponents out of their knives
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)couldn't be bought with a judgeship or having a dam named after him.
<joke-not a major knock on LBJ>
Spider Jerusalem
(21,786 posts)TR and Abe were both wrestlers; that's an advantage; Abe's height is probably a bit of a disadvantage, Jackson was a mean tough bastard with an inhuman tolerance for pain (he was in a duel and let his opponent fire first, took a bullet in the chest, and shot him dead) but then so was Teddy (got shot at a campaign event and finished his speech before seeing a doctor), so...even money between TR and Old Hickory, I think.
Bucky
(54,035 posts)Teddy might win in a contest of throwing the old medicine ball around a gymnasium, or maybe a contest that involves shooting an unarmed elephant. But when the boys start pulling out their blades, I say Andy Jackson is the last Potus standing.
I got a hell of a dark horse for ya. William Howard Taft. He may not be a good stabber, or even that much of a slasher. But at over 300 lbs, I'll bet he could take more knife wounds than any three other presidents combined. If Big Bill can take the pain long enough, he might just go the distance.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)so he had it in him
TeamPooka
(24,236 posts)rbrnmw
(7,160 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)In his prime and wielding a knife, he'd be unbeatable.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)He was almost 62 when he took office. Not exactly in his prime.
Brigid
(17,621 posts)Still, I find it hard to imagine any of the others beating Old HIckory in a knife fight. He still had a fearsome reputation, ever at 62.
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)An extra 20 years is a lot to carry into a knife fight.
I went with JFK and am sticking to it.
Bucky
(54,035 posts)#1. Dandy Chet Arthur. Pu-lease.
#2. Jefferson. Yeah, I know he had reach, but the man was a major klutz. Once broke his leg hopping over a fence while trying to impress a chick... and it was in Paris. Sorrry, but you don't bring a knife to gun fight... and you don't bring an absent minded professor to a knife fight.
#3. Jerry Ford. Trips over his own shoe laces and falls on his own knife. He's only #3 because it'll take him a while to realize he's dead.
#4. Jim Buchannan. Curls up in a ball to cry, so it takes a while for someone to reach a vulnerable killstroke spot.
#5. Woody Wilson. Another damned professor. Sheesh. Teddy makes a bee-line for Woody to finish frat boy off fast.
#6. Hoover. Surprisingly mean for a practicing Quaker, but not the fastest reflexes. (C.f., his response to the Depression)
Gman
(24,780 posts)Or any of the first 4 or 5.
pokerfan
(27,677 posts)I would have to go with Teddy Roosevelt or maybe Andrew Jackson.
In their prime, arguably Gerald Ford (who was quite the athlete) but I have to go with George Washington. Military career spanning forty years, saw lots of action in the French and Indian War.
Bucky
(54,035 posts)One was an intrepid, ruthless fighter. The other was a brilliant strategist and consummate alliance-maker.
But sadly, both were kindhearted men and lacked either Jackson's murderous instincts or Washington's calculating capacity to overcome any qualms about slicing open the leader of the free world (especially slicing open the leader of the free world 40 times over).
Another dark horse to consider: James Monroe. During the Revolution, he was known to keep on fighting after being wounded. Neither Washington nor Old Hickory ever actually experienced being injured in combat. That may just give Monroe a critical fighting edge.
RedSpartan
(1,693 posts)flamingdem
(39,313 posts)for the hell of it, even though he wasn't a prime specimen
RedSpartan
(1,693 posts)Bring your knives. I've got a Bull Moose.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)pa28
(6,145 posts)Jimmy Carter would probably be his warm-up exercise before taking a deep breath and moving on to Calvin Coolidge.
ThoughtCriminal
(14,047 posts)to a full scale, global thermo-nuclear holocaust fight.
LBJ just nukes the arena.
Initech
(100,088 posts)hobbit709
(41,694 posts)I'd bet on someone who has faced death up close and personal
Motown_Johnny
(22,308 posts)Ford has a bone to pick with him, as does every (R) who came after him.
Either he forms an alliance with Ike and a couple others or he is one of the first to go.
He was born a Quaker and never saw combat even though he did serve. He was also 56 years old when he took office. I think he is a little old to win this fight.
Frank Cannon
(7,570 posts)To my knowledge, there hasn't been another President who nearly beat one of his would-be assassins to death with a cane. Andrew Jackson truly was fearless, ruthless, and hardened by battle.
xmas74
(29,674 posts)The only way Teddy wins is if he forms an early alliance to tag team Jackson. They'd have to surround him and take him out early, then Teddy coasts on to the finals and the championship. If he allows Jackson to make it to the finals he'll never win.
SmileyRose
(4,854 posts)Hayabusa
(2,135 posts)Those are mine. I'll give my vote to Teddy.
MFrohike
(1,980 posts)He'll save children, but not the British children.
Llewlladdwr
(2,165 posts)flamingdem
(39,313 posts)coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)bringing a shotgun and shooting all the others in their faces.
Initech
(100,088 posts)coalition_unwilling
(14,180 posts)more reflection, Cheney would claim he had 'other priorities' while the blood-letting went down. When only he and one other contestant remained, Cheney would whip out the ole Mossberg and let 'er rip.
Llewlladdwr
(2,165 posts)serious consideration should be given to Zachary Taylor, 12th President of the United States. Nicknamed "Old Rough and Ready" he had a 40 year military career that stretched from the War of 1812 to the Mexican-American War.
longship
(40,416 posts)Why don't you come up with a meaningful one?
Which President of the United States would make the best Elvis impersonator?
Or,
Which President of the United States would you like to see hosting the Let's Make a Deal game show?
Or,
Which President of the United States is most like the Lennon Sisters? Which one and why?
Weekly World News readers want to know.
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)Bill Clinton would be the best Elvis impersonator and the best game show host.
And Franklin Peirce was a dead ringer for Kathy Lennon
longship
(40,416 posts)Myself, I cannot remember an a presidential accordianist. Maybe you have a nomination? I am so confused about these critically important issues.
Whatta am I gonna do? I guess I should start drinking very heavily. Pshaw! Thelma Ritter's dead and somebody's gotta try to hold up the epitome of snark, successful or not. At least we try.
A snarky class act. Why she didn't get a supporting actress Oscar, I'll never know.
After the RNC rubbish and multiple martinis, my brain is subject to wander.
I think I'll watch Rear Window tonight. One of Hitch's best, meaning it's the best of the best. And Thelma Ritter chews up the scenery like no other could. Brilliant theatre. She has all the great lines and she delivers them with precision.
Unfortunately, the Repukes never took lessons from Thelma Ritter.
I want to see more Thelma Ritter in this campaign. Mitt wouldn't stand a chance. Who's Obama's Thelma Ritter?
longship
(40,416 posts)But I'll leave it to more intelligent DUers to decide just which Lennon sister fits best.
I know better than to post a DU poll.
Still, I think Mitt is a lying Myron Floren.
Tom Ripley
(4,945 posts)My money is on Andrew Jackson, a murderous bloodthirsty redneck of the first degree.
HooptieWagon
(17,064 posts)Rowdyboy
(22,057 posts)a serious knife fight. Teddy Roosevelt was stout and had asthma issues. Taft was huge, Wilson rather fragile, Harding was a drunken corrupt gambler, and Coolidge just didn't show that much aggression. Franklin Roosevelt suffered from polio, Truman was a countryboy scrapper and Ike was a gentleman, Kennedy had back ailments. LBJ probably would put up a decent fight and Nixon was sneaky as hell. Ford would be offed in the first two minutes, and neither Bush would make it to the finals. Bill Clinton would try to talk sense into everyone but in the final round I'd say Harry Truman kicks Lyndon Johnson's butt.
Thanks for the interesting historical question.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)in spite of his physical ailments, as a Rough Rider.
cthulu2016
(10,960 posts)That's pretty gonzo.
flamingdem
(39,313 posts)time to read up on American history
Which in fact I've been doing for the last few hours, but it's the Spanish American war that interests me now.
Ken Burch
(50,254 posts)I'm thinking he'd know how to handle a blade.
XemaSab
(60,212 posts)Last edited Thu Aug 30, 2012, 02:43 PM - Edit history (1)
Who would it be?
We're talking Truman, Ike, Kennedy, LBJ, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, Clinton, Bush II, and Obama.
cbdo2007
(9,213 posts)salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)I agree with the OP:
Although I bet he'd take out John Adams early on. Since they were such good friends, it'd be a mercy killing.
porphyrian
(18,530 posts)Someone has to vote for him.
bongbong
(5,436 posts)He would have done the Christie Slam (AKA what Yokozuna did to opponents in the WWE), and won.
Xyzse
(8,217 posts)This is a knife fight.
Teddy was never in the best of health in any point of his life. Maybe he'd be ok with a gun, but to me he was more opportunist than an actual warrior.
George Washington had training in the sword and musket, and he was taller than his contemporaries.
I am enjoying this read.
LibertyLover
(4,788 posts)is the one I'd pick. He was from the frontier, was in the militia in the Black Hawk War and was a brawler and wrestler of some renown.
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)He really is one of my top 5 or so favorite presidents.
He was a fascinating character, and a very unusual and interesting human being.
I've read the Edmund Morris trilogy, among other things, so I do know a little about him.
However...
He was a New York Dandy.
I can say that, because I'm a bit of a New York Dandy myself.
Takes one to know one, or something.
Actually, I'm more of an old hipster than a dandy, but we're all pretty similar.
Teddy killed small animals.
And big ones too.
He did it out of scientific curiosity, not out of machismo.
Yes, he was tough, the kind of guy who would give a speech after getting shot in the chest.
His "toughness" was a response to being a sickly child.
And here's the part that will likely piss off my fellow TR fans:
The "rough ride" up San Juan Hill was the late 19th century version of Dubya's "Mission Accomplished" landing on that aircraft carrier.
This outfit:
was TR's version of Dubya's flight suit codpiece.
The whole Rough Rider adventure was for show.
The Spanish-American War was the Iraq War of its day, complete with media mogul liar, Hearst = Murdoch. The Cuban part was the equivalent of Shock and Awe, and the pulling down of the Saddam statue. The Philippines part was like what happened after Saddam.
Sorry, Teddy was brilliant but flawed.
I suppose my point here, in summing up, is this:
Andrew Jackson would totally and completely kick Teddy's ass in a knife fight!
salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)...except you're completely wrong! TR would rule this competition! Come on, you're talking about a man who single-handedly fought vampires, Jack the Ripper, and Eleanor Roosevelt. At least that's what Mike Resnick told me.
On the other hand, Honest Abe did fight alongside Captain Kirk, so he's got advanced shirtless future alien lizard-monster fighting moves...
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)I'm surprised nobody had mentioned William Henry Harrison yet.
He was also pretty tough...
salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)You're going to put your money on a man who wasn't smart enough to wear a hat and coat while standing around and delivering a freaking two hour long inaugural address on a cold, wet day? The man was a walking Darwin Award (which he won just a couple of weeks later, I might remind you)!
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)He was tough when he was younger, but obviously an idiot as an old man.
I'm just surprised he hadn't been mentioned.
Is it possible to win a Darwin award if you died 18 years before Origin of Species was published?
I suppose he could have won it retroactively...
Marrah_G
(28,581 posts)Tough man, inside and out.
Bake
(21,977 posts)He was one mean SOB.
Bake
bamacrat
(3,867 posts)But I think LBJ or U.S. Grant would put up a good fight. I'm inclined to give it to one that was alive mefore the industrial revolution because they probably were involved in knife fights or would atleast know how to handle themselves.
lumberjack_jeff
(33,224 posts)Although Howard Taft hung in there for much longer than expected due to his ability to absorb injury.
Blue_In_AK
(46,436 posts)That's who I'd put my money on.
JCMach1
(27,562 posts)Enrique
(27,461 posts)just because no one mentioned him yet.
drmentaldocumental
(4 posts)He's got Drones
Arctic Dave
(13,812 posts)That MFer has a laser for a left hand!!!!!
flakey_foont
(3,338 posts)chknltl
(10,558 posts)Seeing as how most of them are already dead, President Obama would easily win unless either of the Bush's cheated by bringing a gun to a knife fight. President Carter would likely kick President Bush Sr in the nads and then quit the field of battle. (Ok so President Carter would not kick anyone in the nads....but is it ok if I wished he would?).
So what did I win for having the correct answer?
theHandpuppet
(19,964 posts)Those would be my top two picks.
RevStPatrick
(2,208 posts)salvorhardin
(9,995 posts)That's awesome!