Send him packing. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented Trump is saying: "Listen, they tell me that chant, 'Send her back,' is racist and sounds like it's out of Nazi Germany, so they say I shouldn't encourage it. . . . But I gotta admit, it's one hell of a chant! . . . I mean, it says it all, right there. . . . Its about America and who is a real American and who isn't. . . . And it points the way to make and keep America great. . . . But I can't encourage it. . . . But if you want to start on your own, however, hell, there's not much i can do, is there, except sit back and hear that lovely chant and think about how great all of you are for saying it."

[no_hypocrisy]

1. "Now Marybelle, do you want to choose to keep the $500 or go for what's behind Door #3?"

[skip fox]

2. D.T.continues:

"Remember: no more chanting. . . . But if you do, make it bring down the house."

[Johonny]

3. I love the poorly educated. I mean you people. The stupid people. I love you. Some people

say you're smart. You're not. You're not smart. It's why I love you. I mean you are literally at a speech looking at my big fat butt instead of my face and you don't mind. You don't mind at all. You're like a potted plant in my office only without the same emotional attachment I get toward my plants. At least I water them with water without coal waste in it. You, look buy the bottle water at this rally, it's great. Buy the signs too. And the shirts. Oh, and the hats. Buy so many hats. Like you wouldn't believe. And keep giving to my reselection fund. Give all your money to me. If grandma is on dialysis and you need ten bucks for grandma to stay alive another week, I say fuck grandma let her die. My slush fund of an election fund is more important. Remember the Russians will be voting for grandma dead or alive anyway. In closing four more years you stupid suckers. By then I'll have cleaned up so much cash from you rubes I can retire to a suddenly very on the market island in the Virgin Islands, a place where surprisingly enough I've met very few virgins. Which is more than I can say for my campaign rallies.