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Phoenix61

(17,006 posts)
Fri Jul 19, 2019, 11:51 AM Jul 2019

How hot is it?

It’s so hot the steel on the draw bridge has expanded so much it won’t close properly. Traffic is being rerouted and the fire department is enroute to give the bridge a cool down bath.
This is one of few manned draw bridges left. Strictly local traffic and we all love it. There’s something cool about waving to the bridge tender.

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How hot is it? (Original Post) Phoenix61 Jul 2019 OP
But not in Phoenix. marybourg Jul 2019 #1
How hot is it? Locrian Jul 2019 #2
good one! kentuck Jul 2019 #8
Wow...there is another DU trend on how hot it is...I thought just to spice things up I'd include... SWBTATTReg Jul 2019 #3
Where is this? n/t Dale Neiburg Jul 2019 #4
Kickety. Thanks for the chuckles, people. Hekate Jul 2019 #5
Not at all. Cool and Rainy in the PNW maxsolomon Jul 2019 #6
How hot is it??? zackymilly Jul 2019 #7

Locrian

(4,522 posts)
2. How hot is it?
Fri Jul 19, 2019, 12:25 PM
Jul 2019

It’s so hot that I saw a fire hydrant chasing a dog.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that cows are giving evaporated milk.

How hot is it?
It’s so hot that I saw a squirrel pick up a nut with pot holders.

SWBTATTReg

(22,124 posts)
3. Wow...there is another DU trend on how hot it is...I thought just to spice things up I'd include...
Fri Jul 19, 2019, 12:26 PM
Jul 2019

Floyd R. Turbo (10,777 posts)





Damn! It's so hot my books are

taking their jackets off!

zackymilly

(2,375 posts)
7. How hot is it???
Fri Jul 19, 2019, 12:45 PM
Jul 2019

It's so hot, the Jehovah Witnesses are contacting me by phone.

It's so hot, I saw a Hell's Angels biker gang wearing shorts.

It's so hot, our chickens are laying boiled eggs.

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