Will someone wake me when

[madashelltoo]

One of the reporters loses his/her mind, gets to the last straw or casts cares to the wind and asks the fake president, “Why the hell should we believe ANYTHING you say? ANY DAMNED THING?!” And, as they tug him/her toward the exit shouts, “YOU LIE ALL OF THE TIME! ALL WE’RE DOING IS DOCUMENTING LIES!!!” As they cling to the doorsill, while being tugged on by security, “NO ONE BELIEVES YOU! THE WORLD IS LAUGHING AT YOU . . . US!”

[Karadeniz]

1. We'd all pay to see that!

[Funtatlaguy]

2. Jim Acosta of CNN would come the closest to doing that.

[madashelltoo]

3. Just don't let me miss it.

Please.

[lunatica]

6. Jim Acosta is too level headed all the time.

Remember when the Trumpette tried to wrestle the microphone out of his hand? She tugged and tugged and he just ignored her and kept asking Trump his questions. Even Trump stepped away from the podium in desperation.

[Wounded Bear]

4. I'd like one to ask the I-95 question...

"Were you born an asshole, or have you been working on this your whole life?"

[TreasonousBastard]

5. Just have the entire press corps on the grass by the helicopter yelling...

"THAT'S BULLSHIT, AND YOU KNOW IT."

[lunatica]

7. Maybe they could all chant it three or four times

[RVN VET71]

8. Can I be an extra in that movie?

Maybe the guy in the background who breaks ranks and, deterred by the Secret Service from getting at the Usurper-in-Chief, settles for landing a solid punch squarely on Stephen Miller's nose?

I'd like to be that guy.

[Mr.Bill]

9. That wouldn't be a reporter losing their mind.

It would be a reporter looking like the only sane person in the room.

[lambchopp59]

10. "I'm here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

Disclaimer: not a suggestion. Not that some non-violent intervention isn't prescribed.