Ted Lieu analogy of Mueller's testimony yesterday:

[George II]

Link to tweet

[procon]

1. Smart man.

It really does take someone with intellectual flare to translate dry facts into a string of words that the American public can understand.

[dalton99a]

2. Kick

[StarfishSaver]

3. And the media and lots of other people (including, unfortunately, lots of Democrats) say:

"But, but, he didn't say, 'Mmmm! I fixed y'all up a big ole ham sammich and it's finger-lickin good,' make loud happy slurpy noises and pretend to wipe his mouth with his sleeve, so how will anyone know it's a ham sandwich?"

[lastlib]

4. And there are those who say:

"But we need more facts to show it's a ham sandwich before we can tell people it's a ham sandwich so we can tell them to eat it."

[StarfishSaver]

5. Actually, they're saying "People are really hungry but they don't like dry ham sandwiches

and the sandwich is too big for them to bite into, so we need to get some mayo and then cut it up into smaller pieces so they'll actually eat it.

[Qutzupalotl]

6. Meanwhile, Republicans call it a hot dog. nt

[dchill]

7. But where's my impeachment cobbler?

I want just desserts!

[Cha]

8. Right!