I just really hurt my back...

[LuckyCharms]

by flipping off my TV when Trump was doing that bullshit "press conference" with about 110 decibels of helicopter noise nearby. I'll never understand why he is not called out about that shit. The fucker uses it as pure distraction.

It made me get creative in how I gave the finger to my TV. Single finger, single finger stretched straight up to an unnatural length, double finger, double finger while flexing my pecs, double finger while thrusting my hips and snorting...

I can see it now.

Doc: How did you sustain this injury?

Me: I gave my TV the middle finger too hard.

[onecaliberal]

1. Take care...

[LuckyCharms]

2. Thank you. Just joking about throwing out my back. It was already

bad, but that little bit of movement aggravated it.

[onecaliberal]

6. I injured my back in my sleep a few years ago.

It took about a week to resolve.

[LuckyCharms]

10. Mine is chronic.

Worst time is getting out of bed...it's a horror show of screaming.

[onecaliberal]

12. I'm sorry to hear that. I hope it at least get me to manageable soon.

[panader0]

3. This idiot is making our whole country, if not world, ill or injured.

I'm serious. Even when you're not actively thinking of him, there's
a constant hum in your head, a distracting dark vibe. It's everywhere.

[LuckyCharms]

4. Agree 100%. He sucks joy from everything. n/t

[mr_lebowski]

14. +2 my liver hate's Trump more than I do I think ... (nt)

[Vinca]

5. And then there's the visit to the throat doc from screaming at the TV.

I'm sure neighbors on their daily walks up the road wonder if crazy Mrs. Vinca will be swearing at the top of her lungs again.

[LuckyCharms]

8. Don't worry! You'll reach a point, like I have...

where you just watch it silently and whisper 15 second long curse words to yourself.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.........

[democratisphere]

7. Interesting how a giant pain in the ass can affect your back.

[LuckyCharms]

9. He makes everything hurt. n/t

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

11. You might want to see if you can locate the "off" button for your TV.

Then don't turn it on again.

You will be much happier.

[LuckyCharms]

13. Then how would I make sure my BP stays obscenely elevated?

[PoindexterOglethorpe]

16. Just put a whole lot more salt in your food.

That's what I do. No TV, plenty of salt. So far it's working quite well.



I have a recipe for a chocolate cake with chocolate icing, and I have a note on it to say make this if you fear your cholesterol levels have been dropping precipitously.

[lunatica]

15. LOL!