How many Republicans does it take to fix a problem?

[Soph0571]

[True Blue American]

1. All they do

Is tear down, destroy any progress!

[democratisphere]

2. How many Rethuglicons does it take to create a problem?

When there are many, you know we are doomed!

[Anapro]

3. They just know how to create the problems

[DFW]

4. That is a trick question

Republicans don‘t fix problems. They create problems.

[VOX]

5. All they do is push the wealth upstream while waving flags and thumping bibles.

Healthcare? Worse than nothing.
Gun crisis? Worse than nothing.
Public health? Worse than nothing.
Immigration? Worse than nothing.
Women’s rights? Worse than nothing.
Climate-change crisis? Worse than nothing.
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Appoint right-wing lifetime judges? You bet!
Obstruct fair elections? You bet!
Separate families and stick kids in cages? You bet!
Make people subsist, paycheck to paycheck? You bet!
Get chummy with the world’s dictators? You bet!
Do nothing, but hold continuous power? You bet!

[bronxiteforever]

6. +1 They have brought a dystopian future into our present time.

[VOX]

8. Perfect words to frame the whole mess.

I seek permission to use this sentence here, there and everywhere but on DU. In a mere 10 words, you’ve encapsulated the insanity in its entirety.
Nicely done.

[bronxiteforever]

10. Thank you! Of course you can use it.

I am rarely quotable since Cheeto has made me angry and sad most of the time.

[Wounded Bear]

7. Repubs don't fix problems, they exploit them for profit...

[VOX]

9. All of them...by relocating to Siberia.

For a nice, long-term fix to most problems.