Pence: 'Spend more time on your knees than on the internet'

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Vice President Mike Pence said Tuesday he was surprised by media criticism of his wife’s decision to teach art at a school with devout Christian beliefs, and said he’s gotten lots of practice in forgiving his critics.

“As a Christian believer we’re charged to pray for our loved ones, but also pray for our enemies. You have lots of opportunities in politics to do that,” Mr. Pence said.

He was speaking to the Alliance Defending Freedom, a Christian religious liberty organization, and ADF CEO Michael Farris asked him for advice on how to handle attacks on his faith and beliefs.

Mr. Pence recounted the criticism of his wife Karen earlier this year when she returned to a part-time position reaching art at Immanuel Christian School, in Northern Virginia, which discourages gay teachers or students.

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2019/aug/6/pence-spend-more-time-your-knees-internet/?cache

Yes I know it's the Moonie Times.

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Ya know, there are several ways "on your knees" can be taken.

[sir pball]

3. Came here to say that.

I was drinking when I read that headline and it almost came out through my nose.

[Demovictory9]

6. lol

[smirkymonkey]

7. Beat me to it.

Because we know Pence, and most of the Republicans, spend a lot of time "on their knees" in one way or another. And not much of that time is in prayer.

[jpak]

10. Hail Satan!

[Totally Tunsie]

2. Is that what he said to Mother?

[JHB]

4. Shorter Mike:

[Crunchy Frog]

5. I didn't realize he was that open about his perversions.

[tymorial]

8. Perversions?

[sir pball]

16. He's a disgusting hypocrite

While the implication is not inherently "perverse" in any way, it's totally fair game to laugh your ass off at it coming from his mouth.

[Crunchy Frog]

17. I don't have a problem with it.

Traditionally, evangelical Christians have avoided speaking about that sort of thing in public.

As long as they're willing to live and let live.

[CincyDem]

9. This is a word picture I'll never be able to wash out of my eyes. Ewwww... n/t

[lame54]

11. The best position to kiss Trump's ass

[sir pball]

18. If that's your takeaway,

Your mind is much purer than mine.

[lame54]

19. Trump can turn around and Mike will still be there

[sir pball]

20. And probably very happy.

Teeeheheheheheee.

[AllaN01Bear]

12. mr pence , what have you done for the poor yourself lately or what has your church done ?

[dalton99a]

13. .

[edbermac]

14. Stormy spent some time on her knees.

Though not very long.

[Vinca]

15. TMI, Mike. TMI. But thanks for confirming . . . I guess.

[NightWatcher]

21. Oh, to live in a time when talking to the imaginary creator of the universe, with whom you believe

to have a personal relationship, would land you in a mental hospital and not anywhere they have sharp objects.


Replace "god" and "Jesus" with "Santa Clause" or "Harvey the rabbit" in anything Pence says and watch how fast he's snatched up off the streets and hospitalized for the good of himself and society.

[spanone]

22. Dear Mike,

GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU GODDAMN PHONY PIECE OF SHIT

[GulfCoast66]

23. And the give: Enemies!

Remember when we used to be the loyal opposition?

I remember when they were. Started changing with the WWII veterans leaving congress under Reagan. Buy 1994 they were done.

If you are not white, evangelical Christian and nationalist you are now the enemy. The pro-business, cultivation of the rich is just a tool for their real goal. Religious dominance.

As the percentage of white, evangelical nationalist continues to shrink to the point where even our purposefully non-democratic method of Federal elections works for them they are abandoning all pretense that the majority opinion should win out.

I guarantee you his prayers, which I have no doubt be believes in, is that we will see the light before god forces them to go full authoritarian. Which they are working hard for now.

Trump is a nihilist. He believes in his own power and nothing else.

Pence, Pompeo and much of the gop are even scarier. They truly believe they are working to bring about Armageddon and the return of their Jesus.

My fear is that before the inevitable demographic purgatory hits them they will take decisive action to bring about their fever dreams.

If Trump woke up tomorrow and decided he was all wrong, was the Democrat he always was and tried to enact our policies, they would enact the 25th amendment in a heartbeat. He is just a tool.

[roamer65]

24. Go fuck urself u fake Christian.

POS

[ellie]

25. Wha a gross pervert

[USALiberal]

26. If there is a god, he sure is doing a crappy job. nt

[Thomas Hurt]

27. He speaks from experience kneeling in the presence of Trump almighty.

[SamKnause]

28. I am your enemy and I don't want your prayers.

You and your ilk are further proof there is no god.

[jberryhill]

29. He must be fantastically lucky on Craigslist personals, if that's his motto

[Mike_DuBois]

30. The jokes write themselves....

[LakeArenal]

31. Pence should spend some time Doing Whatever Jesus Would Do.

[hatrack]

32. You're easier to understand without Trump's dick in your mouth . . . .

Now, lift up . . . that's it!

?itok=4IjjifPU

You were saying . . . .?

[Ferrets are Cool]

33. It's a fucking shame that your policies don't follow the teachings of the Christ

you swear you love.

[Blue Owl]

34. Yet when a football player takes a knee, Mikey goes screaming home to mother

Mike, make up your mind, you useless tool!

[Olafjoy]

35. On his knees?

Hmmmmm. He must like mushrooms 🍄

[NCLefty]

36. Mike Pence is an unapologetic homophobe and he's complicit in Trump's atrocities.

[PunkinPi]

37. Best response...

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