Holy Hell!

[maxrandb]

I just realized that every time Donnie Shit for Brains says; "we'll see what happens", it's because he has NO fucking idea what's going on

Considering the number of times he uses that phrase




Think I should tell the media what I've figured out?

[elleng]

1. You JUST figured it out???

[PJMcK]

6. Best laugh of the day!

Thanks, elleng.

[Initech]

2. I think he knows, he just doesn't care.

Empathy is definitely not his strong suit.

[maxrandb]

11. He couldn't find Hong Kong on a map

If you spotted him the Hong.

All he knows about Hong Kong comes from The Man With the Golden Gun James Bond movie.

[tblue37]

12. No, the movie he learned about Hong Kong from stars a gigantic gorilla. nt

[rzemanfl]

3. I've known that for forty-five years. Yep, forty-five

for sure.

[gratuitous]

4. He has more tics than a hound dog

When Trump says that nobody knows more about subject X than him, he has no idea what he's talking about. When he says the people are just starting to realize subject Y, it means he just saw it on Fox and hadn't known about it before. When he says we need to stop doing anything about subject Z until we figure out what's going on, it means he just found out that subject Z is a problem.

[Caliman73]

8. You forgot one...

When Trump says, "Who knew it was so complicated" or "No one knew it could be so complicated" It means he knows shit about the situation and doesn't know what to do about it.

[Totally Tunsie]

9. Ding! Ding! Ding!

[Leith]

5. Nah... they won't believe you

Then they will go back to asking each other what hair furor meant.

[Marie Marie]

7. Yup - his "go to" phrase whenever he doesn't have a clue.

[Talitha]

10. Another one: "Many people say..."

[maxrandb]

13. Naw, that's just him listening to all the different voices in his head.

If the media ever asked him to just name one of these "many people", he'd be like Nomad from Star Trek

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