This is the first day in a while that he hasn't done anything batshit insane -- yet

[Cyrano]

He hasn't threatened to bomb San Francisco. He hasn't threatened to impose tariffs on Iceland. He hasn't threatened to behead any Democrat. He hasn't threatened to cut off all federal funds to Baltimore. He hasn't discovered any new caravans headed our way ...

Hell, who knows what he's up to? Perhaps he's just sitting around admiring his prize possessions like Putin's framed photo, or Lindsay Graham's blue dress.

Than again, I haven't been watching the news. Any updates?

[Sneederbunk]

1. Yet!

[ismnotwasm]

2. You done did it now

He’ll probably declare war on Alaska

[sarge43]

3. Probably somewhere busy cheating at golf.

But he'll be back.

[hlthe2b]

4. Geez, it's still late morning in Colorado. Sort of premature, don't you think?

[peacefreak2.0]

5. They finally

knocked him out with an animal tranquilizer dart.

[RockRaven]

6. He's waiting for something bad to happen in Portland...

If he does something crazy before that, his response to Portland will get less attention. You can be crazy any time. Winks, nods, and dog whistles to the Proud Boy White Supremacist Nazi types need to happen during the news cycle which corresponds to their violence/protests.

[packman]

7. Day's not over

be patient - It'll happen

[Captain Stern]

8. You're setting the bar kind of low.....i'ts not even one o'clock yet on the east coast. n/t

[Cyrano]

10. Yeah, but making it though half a day must be a new record for him

[shanti]

9. The day is young n/t

[Cyrano]

11. I'm going with the "admiring Lindsey Graham's blue dress" theory

[Submariner]

12. He's too busy crushing up this weeks doses of Adderall with his mortar and pestle to tweet now

And there's always the chance he died and Smellyanne hasn't broke the news yet.

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. He must be constipated.

[Cyrano]

16. Maybe it happened on the golf course

Imagine sitting in a Port-a-potty for a few hours. Yuck.

[Takket]

14. long way to go................

[spanone]

15. Still on the golf course....

[Wellstone ruled]

17. Tim Cook

most likely gave him a new phone at Dinner last night. He is most likely still trying to turn it on.

[Cyrano]

18. Donald Jr. is trying to help him with that. No luck.

Probably trying to get a brain surgeon in Trump's cabinet to help them, but Ben Carson hasn't yet figured out how to turn his phone on.

[Wellstone ruled]

19. The Putz and Klutz Gang.

[Cyrano]

20. It's 1:45 pm Eastern Daylight time and still nothing

My fear is growing. He must be working on something Bigly.

[Doreen]

21. Well, I think if you truly

hold your breath it will not be for to long. 😁