Putin's Bitch needs to perform, or else

[pbmus]

Link to tweet

[WhiskeyGrinder]

1. You can do better than that.

[FoxNewsSucks]

4. Looks pretty accurate,

MF45 is a mewling, groveling tool who is completely subservient to, and owned by, Vladimir Putin. (Loaned out as needed to Kim, Xi, and Mr BoneSaw)

And he's not the only one. Moscow Mitch is another one belonging to Putin, and doing the bidding of his wife's Chinese president. Moscow Mitch's SiL is owned by the Bank of China.

Please direct your outrage to those destroying our country, not those who shine a light on what MF45 and Moscow Mitch truly are.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

6. You were able to paint an excellent picture without using a gendered term. It can be done!

[Celerity]

5. think canine

[WhiskeyGrinder]

7. Canine is gender-neutral. That works!

[dchill]

2. I had a feeling that Chump's script today...

...was written by Putin.

[BigmanPigman]

3. After the "acting press conference"

he went into the helicopter and curled up in the corner until he received a cookie and pat on the head from his dear leader. "Sit...Stay...Grovel", said Putin.

[uponit7771]

8. K&R, "Benedict" Donald Trump is Putin's Bottom Bitch and he bettah have Putin's money