Donald Trump announces huge border wall with Canada to prevent Melania pouncing on Justin Trudeau

[geardaddy]

https://newsthump.com/2019/08/27/donald-trump-announces-huge-border-wall-with-canada-to-prevent-melania-pouncing-on-justin-trudeau/

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President Trump has announced that work on a northern border wall is to begin immediately, following a significant ‘moment’ between his wife Melania and Justin Trudeau over the weekend.

The First Lady was photographed gazing at the Canadian Prime Minister with a mixture of admiration, searing desire and the purest love at the G7 gathering yesterday; the like of which she has certainly never been seen to direct at her husband Donald in all the years of them being photographed together.

President Trump angrily tweeted this morning, “Canada sucks! Worse than Mexico! We are going to have a border wall with Canada!” followed by another that read “They are coming over here, with their perfect young bodies, natural hair and winning charm, making our women horny – SAD!”

Melania Trump defended the photo this morning to White House press this morning saying with a wink, “My husband once famously said that he’s ‘automatically attracted to beautiful’ and that he just starts kissing them. So if he can, I will too.

[Faux pas]

1. Wonder

what tiny hands really thinks about that photo?

[Meadowoak]

3. His handlers have probably made sure he didn't see that photo.

[Faux pas]

4. Somebody

will make sure he sees it and will probably laugh their ass off when they do.

[Traildogbob]

8. Looks like Melania was gonna "Move on Trudeau like a Bitch".

And she is.......a bitch! Bet she would let HIM grab her 😼

[DownriverDem]

14. I live

near the Detroit/Windsor border. We don't need a wall. We have a river. There are places along the Canadian/US border where you just step over and you're there. There's some kind of booth where you sign a book It's been that way for a very very long time.

[Funtatlaguy]

2. Their marriage was arranged. Melania wanted a child

But would not agree to sex with him.
So, he had to juice his mushroom 🍄 and Melania went the turkey 🦃 baster route.

Truth or fake news?

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. ...So she married a big baby.

[Scarsdale]

9. Fake news.

Melaria would have sex with anyone who had the $$$, or yen, rubles, whatever. That was her chosen profession. Epstein introduced her to tRump, so he knew she was a pay-to-play type.

[guillaumeb]

5. What does Melania Trump nkow about love? eom

[PCIntern]

7. Some people say that Trudeau has a huge...

Bile duct.

Yes: Melania has Kidneys so...

[Scarsdale]

10. She would trade him in

for any man who came along, with money. Gold diggers are like that. The next one will need lots of money, just to keep her in plastic surgeries. She is 50, sagging and bags are in her near future. She aged out of her profession (the oldest) and was ready to go home, then Epstein introduced her to tRump. He only likes women with a price, so she was "it". From the miserable looks on her face, money does not buy happiness.

[Delmette2.0]

11. LOL.

Thanks, I needed a good laugh today.

[Haggis for Breakfast]

12. S'mae Geardaddy

Roeddwn i angen hynny !!!

[Totally Tunsie]

13. Much easier than the Mexican wall...

Pretty sure every Canadian would gladly pay for a wall to keep Melanoma out.

[Captain Stern]

15. He's gonna need a bigger wall. n/t

[Vinca]

16. Did Melania fly back with Don or on Air Canada??

[UTUSN]

17. K&R

[Beringia]

18. I give her some credit

I could never be married to that guy even if my life depended on it. She has to wake up and go to bed with him every day. Pure hell.