chair jokes

[Democrats_win]

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What do you do when your chair breaks?

Call a chairman
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A philosophy professor walks in to give his class their final. Placing his chair on his desk the professor instructs the class, "Using every applicable thing you've learned in this course, prove to me that this chair DOES NOT EXIST."

So, pencils are writing and erasers are erasing, students are preparing to embark on novels proving that this chair doesn't exist, except for one student. He spends thirty seconds writing his answer, then turns his final in to the astonishment of his peers.

Time goes by, and the day comes when all the students get their final grades ... and to the amazment of the class, the student who wrote for thirty seconds gets the highest grade in the class.

His answer to the question: "What chair?"
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Was it me or was the empty chair the only participant at the GOP convention that didn't tell a huge lie?
http://ireport.cnn.com/docs/DOC-835583?ref=feeds%2Flatest

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Don't knock chairs,they are people too my friends

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[Democrats_win]

1. Why did the chair cross the road?

To get a leg up on the chicken...

[Democrats_win]

2. How many chairs does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the sour puss's like being in the dark.

Or one swivel chair if you're an innovator.

[pinboy3niner]

3. Like the old saying goes, Clint...

"Chair today, gone tomorrow."

[Vox Moi]

4. Chairnobyl

A true meltdown

[TwilightGardener]

5. BWAH! The best yet.

[dogknob]

6. nice... n/t

[Lucy Goosey]

7. The Chair does not recognize Mr. Eastwood

Not mine, credit to lastlib's friend
http://www.democraticunderground.com/125182403

[Fire Walk With Me]

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