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struggle4progress

(118,278 posts)
Sat Aug 31, 2019, 09:19 PM Aug 2019

He is Our President, and we should support Him!

So here we are again today down here at the diner again, waiting for Flo to refill our coffee while we talk about all the things happening

One thing that is happening is that a lot of shooting is happening

I have heard that some people think all this shooting might somehow be related to guns

But other people say that we cannot blame guns because everyone should be able to have forty or fifty AK-47s at home, plus also some shotguns and pistols, and ten thousand rounds of ammo, just in case their house is burglarized or maybe they might want to go squirrel hunting sometime

So it is a very complex thing, and hard to understand, which is why we are sitting here with our foreheads all wrinkly from thinking, while we wait for Flo to refill our coffee, but she seems to be mad that we did not leave a tip last time, so maybe we will have to talk louder

But anyway we should at least try to do something, when there is a lot of shooting, so that we at least look like we are trying to do something

Many have been sending thoughts and prayers, but now some people have so many thoughts and prayers that they do not know what to do with them all anymore, so they think they have enough of them for right now

So we are talking about what to send if we do not send thoughts and prayers

One idea we are discussing is to send guns and ammo, and maybe a nice sympathy card, like "We were so very sad to hear about all the shooting that has been in your neighborhood, and we really thought we should do something, but we didn't want to blame guns, so we decided to send you guns and ammo" and sign it with a smiley face sticker

And that is what we are thinking about






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He is Our President, and we should support Him! (Original Post) struggle4progress Aug 2019 OP
I'm laughing and crying in equal measure: Maybe your lousy tip tipped the balance in gun karma. DemocracyMouse Aug 2019 #1
Thank you, thank you!!!❤ Karadeniz Aug 2019 #2
allz i can say is ya better send 'em soon b4 obummer and hillery and their jackbooted mr_lebowski Aug 2019 #3
Brilliant! Boomerproud Aug 2019 #5
Thanks, but it's like shooting fish in a barrel ;) (nt) mr_lebowski Aug 2019 #6
Send... Ferrets are Cool Aug 2019 #4
 

mr_lebowski

(33,643 posts)
3. allz i can say is ya better send 'em soon b4 obummer and hillery and their jackbooted
Sat Aug 31, 2019, 09:53 PM
Aug 2019

jade helmet thugs from agency 21 drop down from them black helacopters and confiskate all ur weapons!!1!

Boomerproud

(7,951 posts)
5. Brilliant!
Sat Aug 31, 2019, 10:47 PM
Aug 2019

I used to hear e this shit on AM hate radio while driving home from 2nd shift. Them truckers sure saw a lot of people in FEMA buses being taken to guvmint camps.

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