Another one of Jeff's favorite Bible stories

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[gelsdorf]

1. Ah yes, the Book of Punishment

verses 1-20
I really like verse 19 "And ye, who maketh the orange leader unhappy, be beset by mass punishments, and it shall be goode"

[Ilsa]

3. Oh, yes, Chapter 1 is all about

Punishment for being LGBTQ.

Chapter 2 of the Book of Punishment makes the noble declarations of who the "lesser" people are, that they are useless unless enslaved, and how they are to be dealt with.

I believe Chapter 4 speaks of punishments for not being completely obsequious to TOO (The Orange One).

I can't remember what Chapter 3 demanded.

[RainCaster]

14. Chapter three allows the Orange Profit to do whatever feels good

[Ilsa]

16. I guess I need to go back to heathen school

to learn the lessons of TOO.

[CaptYossarian]

18. Chapter 11 has to do with unnecessary and irresponsible tariffs.

[eppur_se_muova]

2. Shouldn't that be The Chosen One ? nt

[SCVDem]

4. False idols of gold?

Hmmmm!

[LittleGirl]

5. Whiny little bitch.

[keithbvadu2]

6. Bible stories from a different Jeff

[keithbvadu2]

8. Different Jeff again

[dalton99a]

9. +1

[iluvtennis]

10. Spot on keithbvadu2 - thanks for the posts. nt

[sandensea]

11. Perfect.

Hadn't seen that one - but Steve Sack rarely if ever disappoints.

If Mike Myers makes another Austin Powers movie, Eva Braun Nielsen should audition for the role of Frau Farbissina.

[uponit7771]

13. 👍🏼

[gibraltar72]

7. Suffer the children.

[tclambert]

19. The Trump policy is very similar to that: "Make those children suffer!"

[smirkymonkey]

12. K&R

I love Jeff Tiedrich! He always nails it.

[Karadeniz]

15. Love seeing false doctrine thrown in their hypocritical faces!

[burrowowl]

17. K&R

[BlueJac]

20. Such a fool