Phone call just now between Georgia Gov Kemp and GA DOT Commissioner...

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Commish: Sir, Hurricane Dorian looks like it's going to skirt the Georgia Coast, and move along the seaboard. We’ve taken all the precautions you advised, and have followed all the required protocols.

Kemp: Great. Now what about the salt trucks?

Commish: Salt trucks, sir?

Kemp: Yeah, them salt trucks. Let’s get’um rollin’ on the major interstate highways and such. Ain’t no storm gonna yank my approval numbers!

Commish: Sir. Salt trucks? Why?

Kemp: Hell, buddy! For the freezin’ rain! I gotta spell it out for ya?

[elleng]

1. Freezing rain advisory includes parts of metro Atlanta - AJC.com

https://www.ajc.com › weather › freezing-rain-advisory-includes-parts-met...
Feb 14, 2016 - A winter storm watch is no longer in effect early Monday for several north Georgia counties. Instead, a “freezing rain advisory” has been issued by the National Weather Service. The new advisory will be in effect from 1 a.m. to 7 p.m. Monday, according to the NWS. ... Gwinnett, Forsyth ...

[KentuckyWoman]

2. Having lived in Georgia for a few winters

Those ice storms are brutal. The north laughs but until you go through a few you don't understand.

And yes .... Kemp always was a fucking idiot. This is totally believable.

[Ilsa]

3. Is this for real?

I live in Ga. I gotta know.

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4. No, was just improvising with a friend, and this is what came from that.