Caption Trump at Hurricane Dorian briefing

[left-of-center2012]

[underpants]

1. Okay I look like a give a rip. Buhleeve Me.

[Faux pas]

2. Don't ask me anything, I don't know anything.

You can buy my bitchin' cap tho, for a mere $1000! I'm gonna need all the money I can get for my trial after I'm booted out of office. Thank you.

[smirkymonkey]

3. The "POUTUS".

"Waaaaaahhh! It's not all about Meeeeeeeeeeeee! Waaaaaaaaaahhh!

[50 Shades Of Blue]

4. WTF do you want me to do about it?

[Chemisse]

5. They wouldn't nuke the damn thing so now they expect me to act like I care.

[Turbineguy]

6. The sign doesn't

say what I'm president of.

[captain queeg]

7. Hurry this up, I need to do another line.

[malaise]

8. Please please

not my Mar-a-lago

[Kid Berwyn]

9. "I know where Alabama is."

“It’s the town where Karl Rove railroaded Don Siegelman.”

[Tom_Foolery]

10. Hmmm!! Hurricane...

Storms! Stormy! I wonder if I still have her number.

[brush]

11. I wore this cap so my hair doesn't fly up and show my bald spots.

[CDerekGo]

12. y'all

Need to stop asking me all these stupid questions or I’m NEVER going to make my tee-time!

[murielm99]

13. He needs a sign in front of him that says,

"The President?" Who is he trying to convince?

And always those folded arms, trying to protect himself!

God, he looks old.

[yonder]

28. My thoughts too. Why the hell does he need a sign? Just look for the guy with the folded arms.

[struggle4progress]

37. It's probably just in case he forgets why he's there

[LastDemocratInSC]

14. Huh? Duh.

[onecaliberal]

15. Where am I, what's my name? How did I get here? What is happening?

[Wounded Bear]

16. The Bullshit Starts Here...

[LuckyCharms]

17. "The President" with his Un Stable Asshole hat.

[demtenjeep]

18. if he looks this bad WITH all of his "beauty routines" imagine what he looks like just waking up

no wonder the first nude sleeps in a different room

[crazytown]

19. DJT: "The golf ball falls where the golf ball falls"

"A hole in one of a Category 4 is a double eagle"

[lark]

20. He looks totally lost and unaware of what's going on.

I watched the briefing and it was truly scary the level of disinterest he showed. At the end, he did ask a question, but it was really about Mar=a=Lago and didn't act like he cared a bit when they said it could hit there and go across the state, but it wasn't in the current projections. He looks like they woke him up, gave him coffee, propped him up, but he was still asleep with his eyes open. He looked like the dementia patients I used to see when mom was in Assisted Living, lost.

[Hekate]

24. Yes

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

21. I could be munching a Big Mac but have to answer questions instead

[Brother Buzz]

22. "I'm the President....

of the Donald J. Trump fan club"

[Hekate]

23. "What am I doing here? I have no clue. Who are all these people? What do they want?"

[lpbk2713]

25. Defensive body language.

He feels insecure and out of his league in the presence of all these "experts".

(As if he ever had a league)

[Polly Hennessey]

26. What am am I doing here? Did you bring my slippers?

I need my shawl. It’s chilly in here.

[skip fox]

27. D.T. is saying:

"All people really have to do is just grab themselves and hold on tight especially if it comes on land as a category 5!"

[Mersky]

29. Adderall the experts spoke about Dorian for 15 mins straight,

the pResident experienced a hard come down, and quietly blamed every person in the room for making him feel empty and alone.

[Atticus]

30. "Eat more fiber" they're always tellin' me! Like there aren't sesame seeds on my Big Mac buns! nt

[UniteFightBack]

31. "And they're coming to take me away ha haaaaa" nt

[yortsed snacilbuper]

32. Withdrawal,

symptoms?

[Blue Owl]

33. "Is this thing over yet? I gotta take a shit..."

n/t

[left-of-center2012]

34. "All they spoke about was Dorian."

"No one said how great I am."

[moondust]

35. "Hmmm...I have nukes..."

[yellowcanine]

36. He looks ill. Color is bad. Stress is eating at him.

Sooner or later he is going to have a major medical event - heart attack, stroke, or nervous breakdown.

[Skittles]

39. stress

he is probably stressed that Dorian is getting more attention than he is

[Skittles]

38. he hates, HATES anyone telling him anything

what a fucking child he is