The only thing worse that having a Category 5 hurricane make landfall is ...

[Snake Plissken]

Having category 5 hurricane make landfall with a Category 5 moron in the White House

[brush]

1. Spot on! K&R.

[Newest Reality]

2. Righty, right, right!

Well, at least we don't have to be concerned about radioactive fallout from the stable geniuses big idea.

[Pacifist Patriot]

3. I watched a DeSantis press conference this morning. He said, "I spoke with President Trump...

and my brain immediately went to "why the fuck would you bother!?" Then I remembered he's got orange-tinted vision with his head so far up Trump's ass he sees out of his eyeballs.

[rurallib]

9. Saw that also and thought Desantis was puffing the dummy up

to make it look like he (Trump) knows who he is doing. Anyone who has paid attention knows Trump is totally;;y lost in this one.

Last night I was watching one of the coverages and there was a guy from the National weather service giving an update. The talking head asked the NWS guy about Trump's statement that Alabama should prepare for the hurricane. The NWS guy got this look on his face that you could tell he was thinking 'what an idiot.' But out loud he said "well it never hurts to be prepared."

[malaise]

12. I think he's under orders to say he spoke with the Con

at every press conference

[usaf-vet]

4. AND miss his Florida properties.

The only thing worse than having a Category 5 hurricane make landfall is ...
Having category 5 hurricane make landfall with a Category 5 moron in the White House..

.. AND miss his Florida properties.


It would make me feel great if no one was hurt and his Doral and Mar-A-Largo properties were leveled and flooded.
And his "southern White House" was washed out to sea.

Hey a guy can dream.

[evilhime]

5. And

Less than category 1 minions trying to fix the damage.

[Zambero]

6. I never even KNEW there was such a thing as a Cat 5 moron!

But this moron eclipses any and all others going back to before the bronze age, so he definitely gets a 5!

[aggiesal]

7. Although we have an idiot supreme in the WH ...

and he deserves every ridicule hurled in his direction,
I have friends in Freeport, which is in the direct path of this
monster hurricane, and has now slowed to 1 mph, which means
it will be some time before their horror is over.

I fear for their safety.

[Fritz Walter]

8. One who can't recall Cat 5 storms from one season to the next

Not to mention the solid-line connection between global climate change and the rapidly-increasing frequency of storms like Dorian. But that’s probably due to his total fealty to fossil-fuel interests ($,$$$,$$$).

We’re doomed!

[Rhiannon12866]

10. From Twitter:

Link to tweet

[Towlie]

11. Just hope it doesn't defy science and somehow hit Alabama.

Trump could be appointed president for life, like in Escape from LA.

https://www.insider.com/trump-refuses-to-retract-claim-hurricane-dorian-couldve-hit-alabama-2019-9