Between Two Ferns with Ivanka coming soon

[demmiblue]

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[Wounded Bear]

1. Please tell me that is photoshopped...

[demmiblue]

8. It's from her trip to Colombia. Full pic here:

Non-wind view:



Oy!

[pangaia]

13. what's that thing down below between her legs?

[ChubbyStar]

19. A trunk?

[Bob Loblaw]

21. A codpiece?

[Bob Loblaw]

22. It goes with the Easter basket in her left hand

[marble falls]

23. I'd hazard a guess but I don't want a hide I would have earned up front ...

I hope she didn't pay for that dress, it looks like its made of faded felt.

[Ms. Toad]

40. It'd just a full skirt with a poor fabric choice

The fabric is far too heavy for either the sleeves or the skirt (same design). It looks like duck canvas (very thick fabric.) You have to have reasonably light fabric to pull off a "poodle skirt" drape.

[pangaia]

42. Ms Toad, Me thinks you take it too seriously...

But that IS interesting.. I learned something...I think...

[Ms. Toad]

44. I have paid a few bills working as a seamstress. n/t

[Blue_true]

35. Ok, the wind blew the dress. If her style is that bad, mercy!!! nt

[Ilsa]

38. The dress has epaulets-wanna-be. On an "army green" dress.

The things on the shoulders are still in the fuzzy caterpillar stage.

[leftieNanner]

2. You got me there!

But I don't care if the wind IS blowing, that dress is beyond hideous! As is the person wearing it.

Zach would never have Miss Prissy Princess on his show!

[Tikki]

3. You can see the fern's roots...

Tikki

[Newest Reality]

4. That makes sense...

That's what it looks like when the pod opens up.

[madaboutharry]

5. I wore something very similar in a 4th grade school play.

I was a tree in a play my 4th grade teacher wrote for us to perform on Arbor Day.

I am not joking. This is really true.

[pangaia]

14. LOLOLOLOLO

perfect

[whistler162]

6. More like lily pads

[pangaia]

15. my thought as well...

[hlthe2b]

7. Ok, whoever wants to chastize me for criticizing a "first daughter's) appearance...

Be my guess, but this is utterly ludicrous.

I'm just glad she's not really going to be on "Between Two Ferns"...

[Dennis Donovan]

9. She looks like a pee pod

...yeah, I know it's "pea pod", but she's Trump's daughter...

[lame54]

10. Ribbit

[demmiblue]

11. Lol:

Is Ivanka's dress: made from Kermit? Morphing into a pup tent? The result of climate change? Available with ranch dressing? An entire 1971 living room? Her tribute to dirty money? Five bridesmaids dresses? What happened when her Dad drained the swamp? A patio umbrella that died?

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[pangaia]

16. lololol

[Tanuki]

12. That's right up there with Scout's ham costume in To Kill A Mockingbird.

[marble falls]

26. The 'ham' logo would have been a nice and ironic touch.

[PufPuf23]

17. Must say the outfit looks pretty worthwhile to stop one from

nervous chewing on one's elbows and upper arms.

Coping methods are growing dire in the Trumpian WH.

[blogslut]

18. Poor Ivanka

There's only so many ways to make a bodycon dress interesting. Sleeve madness doesn't help.

[CatWoman]

20. lol

[Bob Loblaw]

24. Are you implying

that her apples aren't what they ought to be?

[yortsed snacilbuper]

25. Did ivanky fart?

[underpants]

27. How Draco-nian

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[Cirque du So-What]

28. Mr. Blackwell I am not

but that is one butt-ugly dress.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Is she moonlighting as a patio umbrella?

[trueblue2007]

30. what a hideous dress. it is a piece of garbage. you would have to PAY ME TO WEAR IT.

PAY ME HUNDREDS ...... MAYBE EVEN THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS TO APPEAR IN THAT GARBAGE BAG OUTFIT. WHAT A MORON.

She was MOCKED for wearing the green

[fierywoman]

31. Did she design it herself?

[Me.]

32. She Cut Her Hair

Hmmmm

[sheshe2]

33. First pic.

What is that flap of fabric flying up to her chest? The fabric is completely frayed. Is this a new look?

[sheshe2]

34. All that is missing is the hat.

……………………….and the toad.

[llmart]

36. Is she vying with Melanoma for ugliest wardrobe?

This one takes the cake! What a hideous concoction. Wonder if it's something she designed herself.

Honestly, she is clueless.

[JDC]

37. Looks like pet neck cones painted green.

[canetoad]

39. Modular ex-army base tent

From eBay

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[Ms. Toad]

41. not quite -

the tent fabric would have been a more appropriate weight for that particular dress cut.

[canetoad]

45. True that

But some guy ropes would have held the sleeves down.

[GoCubsGo]

43. Oh, dear.

And, you thought Melanoma had lousy fashion sense...

[struggle4progress]

46. "Ivanka for First Vegetable!"

[Rhiannon12866]

47. Best Twitter reply!!!

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