Flatulent Bullshit Artist Sebastian Gorka Now Selling Fish Oil Pills for Chronic Pain. Surprised?

[TrollBuster9090]

I'm a little surprised. He's a natural born SNAKE OIL salesman, so what the hell is he doing selling fish oil pills?

Gorka, with his match book correspondence course PhD, is now the official expert spokesman for 'Relief Factor.' A fish-oil based product that claims to relieve chronic pain. I'm assuming Gorka wants to cash in on the rush for pain killers that will ensue after the pharmaceutical drug pushers are no longer allowed to peddle oxycontin. He's now appearing in TV commercials on Faux News claiming they've cured him of chronic lower back pain.

From Mediaite. (Take a look at the video inside the link. It's priceless.)

https://www.mediaite.com/online/suffer-from-debilitating-back-pain-so-does-seb-gorka-according-to-his-new-gig-as-spokesman-for-fish-oil-pills/

It appears that the wing nut chattering class farm team is realizing that the jig is almost up, and they have to grab as much money as they can, any way they can, before the music stops!

From the article:

"While Gorka’s latest gig might seem like rock bottom for a man who was once literally the loudest voice in the Oval, it is not at all uncommon for conservative pundits to act as spokespeople for questionably effective health supplement companies. Dana Loesch, the former face of the NRA, appears in ads for SuperBeets, a purported energy supplement made from beetroots; Ben Shapiro, podcast host and creator of the Daily Wire, uses his platform to push BrickHouse Nutrition’s brain stimulants; and Alex Jones, America’s top conspiracy theorist and InfoWars host, famously has his own supplement company that hawks products with names like “Super Male Vitality” and “Brain Force Plus.”

So, if anything, Gorka’s fish oil slinging is merely a sign that he’s finally made it as a right wing media A-lister."

[muntrv]

1. I thought he would push male enhancement pills.

[eShirl]

2. They needed a likeable, trustworthy spokesperson for their health product.

[procon]

3. It will certainly add something to his credibility. Nt

[lapfog_1]

4. Lower back pain... I'm very sorry to hear that...

he cured it.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

5. "Gorka explains in a testimonial ad in which he is identified as a doctor."

SweetDoomedAlabamaHat Retweeted

“Gorka explains in a testimonial ad in which he is identified as a doctor.”

Link to tweet

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Foreigner wears an American flag pin, just like his car sports Stolen Valor.

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Poser, Seb Gorka with his ART WAR Mustang, with SOCOM & Special Forces decals.

The loser pretends to be US military, by stealing valor. He probably puts those American flag decals all over his car so the police don't profile him as much. Talk about overcompensation.

‘What a cuck’: Internet hilarious mocks Gorka after it takes him 7 tries to parallel park

Sebastian Gorka, former senior aide to President Donald Trump who left to go back to Breitbart, had trouble parking his black Ford Mustang convertible in Washington, D.C. Thursday night and it brought plenty of mockery.

It was revealed in July that Gorka drove the fancy car but only because of the unique vanity plate reading “Art of War,” a favorite book of his friend Steve Bannon.

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https://www.rawstory.com/2017/08/what-a-cuck-internet-hilarious-mocks-gorka-after-it-takes-him-7-tries-to-parallel-park/

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[Floyd R. Turbo]

6. Ha! I recall in the seventies a quack named Dale Alexander making the rounds on talk radio and

local TV shows hawking cod liver as a cure all for, especially for arthritis.

[TrollBuster9090]

7. I remember that! Didn't he advocate mixing codliver oil and milk...

mixing it up into a froth, and drinking it? He claimed it prevented baldness as well, and he was bald as an egg. It's like Robin Williams' old joke about those faith healers that wear toupees. You'd think the FIRST thing they'd cure would be their rogue hair follicles.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

9. Yep! ✌🏻

[smirkymonkey]

10. He's really getting a lot of mileage out of this "Doctor" shit, isn't he?

What a loser!

[Kid Berwyn]

11. For laughs, try Gorka.

“First of all, let me say I have never before endorsed a pain reliever ...”

[Mc Mike]

12. Pajama boy flogs fake pain pills.