This is *BIG* - "Tex" (heir to the Kotex fortune) SENSENBRENNER, a.k.a. Big A-hole, quitting!1

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I know there are at least two other threads about it, but Tex is a MAJOR REPUKE A-HOLE (aren't they all?), but major major major, and his getting the fuck out of our lives deserves as much emphasis and as many threads as possible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's the heir to the Kotex fortune and HATES being called Tex, so TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX TEX

Get it?!1

[UniteFightBack]

1. Oh yes it's Tex the tampon wrangler. We'll give him bloody hell.

[underpants]

2. I had no idea he was an Kotex heir

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[Disaffected]

4. Hair?

[LeftInTX]

6. His great grandfather invented Kotex

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3. What do the quitters know that we don't?!1

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5. Is he quitting to spend more time with his tampons?