President Brain Worms gets up early to resume flogging a horse that died yesterday.

[kpete]

[Fortinbras Armstrong]

1. Trump is simply unable to say, "I made a mistake".

His narcissism won't accept that.

[cornball 24]

37. Unable and unstable.

[NoPasaran]

58. Or just shut up about it and let it die

[evilhime]

61. Sharpie

It still doesn't explain why he drew in with sharpie on the updated correct map . . . stubborn fool!

[Botany]

62. "In the path it took, no."

Why's it so hard for us to say out loud that Trump has lost his mind?

https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/americas/donald-trumps-america/115419803/whys-it-so-hard-for-us-to-say-out-loud-that-trump-has-lost-his-mind?fbclid=IwAR1G8MR6_IWRd7RPeLD7k-7nnqiK-TrCBuG9UA0ZpwAQjUmCIvPDPy6r1-k

[Demovictory9]

78. Yep

[Docreed2003]

2. Jesus tapdancing Christ...just STFU Donnie

You fucked up!!! You misspoke or whatever...continuing to double down on your idiocy just highlights your petulant, narcissistic self. Just DTFU...or don't...please proceed sir, keep rage tweeting your fucking nonsense and show just how delusional you really are

[True Dough]

5. Did he mention the popular vote yet?

Or how about the size of the crowd at his inauguration?


The man is an IDIOT!

[Newest Reality]

9. Somehow...

Obama got Hillary's emails into the weather chart!

A simple matter of deduction.

[Docreed2003]

14. Lol...just wait, I'm sure it's coming

And yeah he's a fucking moron

[tanyev]

3. Well, I come from Alabama with my Sharpie on my knee

And I'm bound for Mar-A-Lago, my true love for to see (me!)
Well, it rained all night the day I left
The weather it was dry
The sun so hot I froze myself
Ivanka don't you cry
Oh! Ivanka, oh don't you cry for me
Well, I come from Alabama with my Sharpie on my knee

[MyOwnPeace]

6. You got's a talent there, tanyev!

And you, IQ45 - not so much..........

[tanyev]

17. Thank you! Most of the credit to Stephen Foster, of course.

Until I looked it up, I had forgotten that lines 3-5 contain those nonsensical contradictions. Works very well for the nonsensical idiot in chief.

[MyOwnPeace]

19. Ooooooh! Research- based too!

[Harker]

10. The return of Scripto Foster. n/t

[malaise]

12. Love it

[irisblue]

26. That is very good.👏👏👏👏

[sarge43]

27. DUzzy

[Ilsa]

33. Catchy! Send it to Rocky Mountain Mike!

I bet he'd credit you for it after he does a performance with it.

(Are you really RMM?)

[tanyev]

35. I am not. I've never heard of Rocky Mountain Mike.

Hmmm.

[Ilsa]

47. He does political parody songs using

Well-known tunes, usually with similar alliteration. He's featured on the Stephanie Miller Show.

[yellowdogintexas]

79. Rocky Mountain Mike is brilliant

My personal favorite is one he wrote about the court clerk in Kentucky who wouldn't issue marriage licenses to same sex couples. "I am the clerk of constant sorrows"

One of his recent ones was based on "96 Tears" and the phrase "you're gonna cry 96 tears" was changed to "you're gonna cry Nazi Bitch tears" The song was about Stephen Miller I believe.

[SammyWinstonJack]

41. ROFL!

[colorado_ufo]

49. Brilliant!

Stephen Foster would have loved it!

[PatSeg]

53. Excellent!

Sometimes Trump brings out the creativity in us!

[rusty fender]

72. LOL!

Excellent

[Kali]

76. !!!

[yellowdogintexas]

80. This is really good!

My grandfather used to sing the original song to me - as a result I named my first doll Suzannah

[CDerekGo]

4. oh please

At no point was there ever a chance that Dorian predicted to CROSS the State of Florida. As a West Central Florida resident, I've been watching the track since last week. What an ass. This guy seriously needs to be put in straight jacket and heavily medicated beyond his current non-legal prescription of Adderal

[JHB]

7. Meanwhile, he also claimed to be getting "hourly updates"

Which is more BS, but if it were true it'd mean he wasn't paying any attention, because by the time he said that it was past the point where any spaghetti plots gave a possible AL-grazing track. And the all the 5-day projections by then were showing an east-coast track

[GoCubsGo]

8. The lunatic is in the hall

The lunatics are in my hall.
The paper holds their folded faces to the floor.
And every day the paper boy brings more.


Jeezus. Just shut the fuck up, already, you syphilitic nutjob.

[Champp]

11. The Republican leader is the Greatest WHINER of all time.

Please stop the Republicans from whining about how nobody likes their lies.

Stop. Stop it. Stop your stupid whining. And stop lying, too. America deserves better.

[PatSeg]

54. Trump Whine

Yeah, that's perfect.

[JHB]

13. Maybe Dorian needs to be renamed "Alicia Machado"

[mainstreetonce]

18. How about Alabama Apple?

...

[mopinko]

15. does he know georgia IS in the path?

it cant ever have been going to hit both georgia and alabama.
is he saying now it isnt going to hit georgia? cuz that's what it sounds like to me.

i wouldnt follow his directions if i was on 5th avenue, and wanted to know how to get to his tower.

[Newest Reality]

16. If he can't own the mistake,

then he is just calling attention to it, which seems to be some convoluted, distorted strategy with him.

In most cases, protesting too loudly is a giveaway.

I still get the feeling that it is all about the Daily Trump, no matter how ridiculous and crazy the actuality. I don't ever recall an acting President getting this much attention, day in and day out, before, other than when there was a scandal or something with import like Nixon's Watergate and the Clinton/Monica thing.

In that case, it works, huh? Trump, Trump, Trump pounding the gestalt like a big jackboot, injecting itself into the mainstream like a scorpion sting.

[jcgoldie]

25. "...other than when there was a scandal..."

This is sort of key to the whole teflon-Don mess I think. I mean its counter-intuitive to say that he benefits from making an ass of himself perpetually on twitter, but the larger effect seems to be that when the more meaningful scandals do hit, they get washed away in the daily wave of "Well here's the stupid shit Trump said or did today..."

[Newest Reality]

29. Well said!

After all, he does know reality TV well, (probably better than almost anyone ) and we are all participants in his show, perhaps unwittingly in the cultural context. It is like some sort of loop in the Twilight Zone where everything is revolving in the bowl, but just won't flush down.

Ah, so far, none of the taunts, demands, reactions, etc., seem to have changed anything, prevented anything, solved anything, etc., etc. etc. So Teflon-Don seems to fit.

[muriel_volestrangler]

31. Yeah, it's the Dead Cat Theory, but expanded

The Dead Cat Theory being "when you're in trouble, you throw a dead cat onto the table, which will shock and distract everyone, even if it makes you look weird". Trump delivers dead cats regularly, so that we aren't even shocked any more. He worked out that the deplorables like both the dead cats, and the bigotry and movement of money to the ultra-rich that they cover.

[jmbar2]

43. I'd never heard of dead cat theory until now.

Perfect analogy! BTW, love your nom de plume! I hate voles.

[Champp]

45. Russians trained Republicans to use Dead-Cat Strategy to deceive Americans

Some people might have thought at one point or another, everyone might say.

[dalton99a]

20. Very good boy. Keep drawing

[CaptYossarian]

32. It's ironic that the anti-LGBTQ Pence always looks at Trump so lovingly.

As if he has the biggest crush on him. NEWSFLASH!: Pence is probably in the closet. Most "homophobes" usually are. It's all part of the coverup.

[RKP5637]

38. Yeah, Pence always looks like he's truly in love with him and wants more. n/t

[PatSeg]

55. I think it is a mask

He hardly ever changes his expression. Pence knows what a fool Trump is, he just wants his job. For all his many faults, he does have a lot of patience, probably because he thinks he is doing god's work.

[RKP5637]

70. Yep, most likely this "... he thinks he is doing god's work." n/t

[PatSeg]

74. And if he becomes president,

he can bring the Kingdom of God (Christian version) to the United States. I can picture him praying on it every night.

[UpInArms]

21. ...

[thegoose]

22. He also broke the law by altering the map

To frighten people who aren't in danger while taking attention away from those who are...truly the mark of a psychopath. What's next? Post an image of the trajectory of nuclear bombs heading for Iraq and the time they will arrive? Can you imagine?

[riversedge]

24. 18 U.S. Code 2074 - False weather reports https://liicr.nl/2NURC5t via @LIICornell

yes

[riversedge]

23. Blabbermouth Trump is making more a #FOOL of himself than usual. Carry on!

[MuseRider]

28. I asked someone that I know,

who sadly is as behind this guy as anyone I have ever seen, if he wasn't just so totally fed up with Trumps bullshit. He looked at me and said, "What bullshit?" I do not understand how intelligent people, people I have always known as kind, could have been lurking around with such black hearts and heads stuffed with cotton.

[PatSeg]

57. It really is horrifying isn't it?

It makes you wonder if we ever really know anyone.

[MuseRider]

68. Exactly. ☹️😬😵

[muriel_volestrangler]

30. His statement was that Alabama "will most likely be hit (much) harder than anticipated"

and he said that on the Sunday. After the expected course had turned north, ie when any danger had completely moved away from Alabama. Which was why the National Weather Service tweeted 20 minutes later to correct the misinformation Trump had created and spread. On that Sunday, he pretended the risk to Alabama was increasing, when it had, in reality, disappeared.

https://www.forbes.com/sites/trevornace/2019/09/02/alabamas-nws-had-a-perfect-response-to-trumps-dorian-tweet/#1dae255726a7

He is accusing the NWS of "Fake News". Add them to the list of government organisations he has attacked, as president.

[rusty fender]

73. And now the NWS and NOAA

have been ordered by Der Furor to never contradict him again

[Ilsa]

34. Lack of accountability (not owning mistakes) is a hallmark of narcissism. nt

[RKP5637]

36. He never knows when to shut up and brings all the grief on himself. Truly amazing. n/t

[RKP5637]

39. tRump, should be writing a news column called, "Delusions of the Day!" n/t

[Javaman]

40. I see he traded up for a backhoe. the shovel just wasn't working fast enough. LOL nt

[Control-Z]

42. Where's the "rec because he's a stupid POS" option? eom

[Chakaconcarne]

44. Quick... someone start producing those "certain" Alabama models....

Here, use my sharpie.

[NurseJackie]

46. He's a child.

[bucolic_frolic]

48. He seems to think Georgia is due north or west of Alabama

This man needs a map and a Sharpie for sure!

[ProudMNDemocrat]

50. Trump is PISSED because he got CHEATED put of more money...

To repair or rebuild Mar-a-Lago because of Dorian.

Go figure. Trump was looking for more Tax Payer monies.

[PatSeg]

51. That subject line is a keeper!

Brilliant!

[dlk]

52. It's Abundantly Clear, Trump Has Had a Mental Collapse

I also have a hunch the reason he canceled his trip to Poland was because he is in such poor health, he couldn’t take the jet lag. Remember how awful he looked at the G7? Trump is unfit to govern for multiple reasons and so are his Republican enablers.

[PatSeg]

56. As awful as Trump usually looks,

he has been looking much worse lately. Plus he's acted very disoriented and more incoherent than usual. I wonder if he can even make it to election day.

[dlk]

60. At this Rate, It's Doubtful

No doubt, Trump has age-related health issues from a lifetime of poor eating habits and other risky behaviors. Additionally, he has good reason to fear actually being held accountable in court for his many crimes, both federal and state. The walls are closing in and he knows it. He could very well be at the drooling stage in a very short period of time. Unfortunately, as we know, his Republican enablers will do absolutely nothing. They have placed their bet and they are determined to let it ride to the bitter end, no matter the cost to the rest of Americans.

[Permanut]

59. The only explanation I can think of..

is that he said "Alabama" but he meant Arizona. One of those "A" states, they're all pretty much the same.

[kairos12]

63. Forget Dorian

It is now Hurricane Sharpie.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

64. I am shocked that DU is picking on Brain Dead Donnie for being brain dead

Please continue; we all need the laughs.

[gordianot]

65. Trump is removing all doubts of doubters about his mental pathology.

Those left over who never felt any concern have their own mental issues.

[frogmarch]

66. Ol' Double Down Donnie

doubles down. So, what else is new? Putz.

[Blue Owl]

75. Sharpie McTwoScoops

n/t

[zentrum]

67. He's talking as if he thinks

.....Alabama is next to Georgia. And as if Georgia is on the Gulf Coast.

I'm sure he has no idea how the country is arranged. Bet he couldn't even name the 50 States.

[struggle4progress]

69. "Just look at the picture! It's going to hit Alabama sometime Saturday!"

[Brainfodder]

71. The errors of his ways are seemingly endless?

[yellowcanine]

77. And I will find out who took the strawberries says Captain Queeg.

Caine Mutiny, for those too young to know.