Trumplethinskin's next executive order?

[bearssoapbox]

Owning a Sharpie will be illegal.

[Brainfodder]

1. I see the signs now under the gun ones, NO SHARPIES ALLOWED ON PREMISES!

Some dog owners maybe confused in red states?

Peel the onion.....



I gotta visit the Onion, they might as well post real stories of the day.

[bearssoapbox]

2. Okay.

That took me a minute.

So I'll join you.



There'll be a 'Sharpie Check' just outside the door with someone watching the coffee mug.

[matt819]

3. Well, you know what they say

The only way to stop a would-be fascist dictator with a sharpie is 65 million good Americans with sharpies.

They do say that, right?

I vaguely remember seeing this scene in a Masterpiece Theater:
Scene: Two men in doubloons (or pantaloons, or waistcoats - whatever) in a sun-dappled wood at dawn.
Referee: Gentlemen, choose your weapons.
Gentleman 1: I choose. . . The Black Sharpie!
Gentleman 2: "Not The Black Sharpie! I'm doomed. (Then, to his valet) Tell Lady Elizabeth Comfret Compote that I loved her dearly.

[bearssoapbox]

4. Very good!

Both points.