The makers of Sharpie to introduce new Trump inspired pen!

[Vinnie From Indy]

They said today that they will be introducing a new Trump themed Sharpie - its desperation scented and designed for small hands.

[lame54]

1. As sharp as a pointy hood

[Faux pas]

2. How about the

not so sharpie?

[DemocracyMouse]

6. Genius

[FailureToCommunicate]

8. Brilliant!

[erronis]

3. A Presidential "Dull As A Dotard" sharpie?

This could get ridiculous.

Such as making sure that all sharpies are smaller than his "Johnson".

Anyone wonder if he's a sniffer? Surprising he doesn't have lots of black marks under his nose. Unless he uses orange sharpies.

Melania Likes Sharpies.

Sharpies are like dotards edicts. You can't erase them.

Crayola is coming out with a children's set of 8 colors with the peeResidential Seal.

[CaptYossarian]

4. It's not a full Johnson. It's just a Jo.

[calimary]

7. ROFL!

[ChubbyStar]

5. Eau de Shorpie

Works for me

[lark]

9. It will be chubby, all white and small in length.

For $2.00 more you can buy the above model with a pointy clicker, also white, which resembles a hood and includes black slashes for eyes and mouth, to look more realistic. This would be for the people absolutely drowning in the kool-aid and a good way for the rest of us to identify them before they speak and before we see their hateful car stickers. Of course, drumpf would have it manufactured in China for cheap and sell as a premium item.

[ornotna]

10. Here they are

[Ohiogal]

11. Too bad

They can’t make one that effectuates intelligence to its user.

[SergeStorms]

12. In Trump's hands a Sharpie becomes a Dullie.

It also makes applauding and cheering sounds when you put the cap back on, for those who seek constant, unwarranted approval.

[Blue Owl]

13. A fattish but retractable pen of paralyzing opacity

n/t

[UTUSN]

14. T. Roosevelt had a big stick. SHITLER has a Sharpie!1