Bowling Green Massacre survivors send much-needed supplies to hurricane-ravaged Alabama

[Miles Archer]

Trump drags Alabama scandal past 100-hour mark with latest deranged Twitter rant



https://www.rawstory.com/2019/09/trump-drags-alabama-scandal-past-100-hour-mark-with-latest-deranged-twitter-rant/

Trump kept at it on Thursday, more than 101 hours after his own government fact-checked his lie.

Just as I said, Alabama was originally projected to be hit. The Fake News denies it! pic.twitter.com/elJ7ROfm2p

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) September 5, 2019

[gratuitous]

1. Get over yourself, Donald

You're wrong and you know it.

[wryter2000]

2. Why does he do that with his mouth?

I've never seen anyone else do that. Does he do it to irritate me?

[llmart]

4. It's why he's called anus mouth.

Makes me want to hurl.

[tonedevil]

5. It is a much more wholesale...

effort at irritation for the masses as opposed to retail irritation directed solely at you. That probably doesn't decrease your irritation since it is being distributed in such huge amounts.

[wryter2000]

6. True

Wish we still had DUzys

[erronis]

7. You've assuming that he's upright. I think that's his anus and it's parodying a hurricane.

"Here", says the rictus, "imagine I'm a big, big hurricane - so big that I am spread between the Bahamas and Alabama. Both beautiful places with lots of 'a's in them. Good golf courses but none like mine."

(I'd post a picture of goatse here but my links seem to be out-of-date. Thank gawd.)

[DemoTex]

8. In which case ..

Trump's anus wind is a Category 5 hurricane.

[Initech]

3. Shut the fuck up Donny.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

9. Alabama will rebuild. Alabama Strong!