Ted Cruz Offers to Lube Up and Fuck a Gun to Show How Safe They Are

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

Yes I know that's crude but it's funny
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — So far in 2019, CBS News reports that there have been more mass shootings than days on the calendar. One such shooting took place in Odessa, Texas, the state Senator Ted Cruz represents, just days ago. As has been the case in the wake of nearly every mass shooting incident, talks of various gun control legislation started, with the usual voices chiming in with support or criticism of those efforts. Senator Cruz, as his usual wont, took to Twitter to defend the Second Amendment, and guns more broadly.

Cruz defended a fellow Republican who called owning a gun a “God given right,” despite there being no appearances of a single firearm anywhere in the Bible. Cruz tweeted at celebrities who attacked him for sending thoughts and prayers to shooting victims instead of committing to taking concrete actions to try and stem the tide of mass shootings in America. Senator Cruz tweeted a lengthy, 10-tweet thread on the subject over Labor Day weekend.

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This morning, Senator Cruz took his devotion to and defense of firearms to whole new, even stronger level than ever before.

“There is, of course, no denying that Jesus Christ himself ordained guns as the one, true, good, clean, patriotic way of defending your life not just from the radical government you elected, but the libtards you elected the government to protect you from,” Cruz told reporters as he fished a booger out of his nose and ate it, without flinching, “and that is because Jesus Christ knew what we all know — guns are literally harmless.”

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“Guns aren’t just totally safe no matter who’s holding them,” Cruz said, “they’re also gentle, kind lovers. They fuck hard, sure, but they fuck with love. They fuck with care. So, if you’ll all permit me, I’m going to demonstrate how safe this gun right here is by lubing it up and ramming my dick inside it a few times. You understand.”

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/ted-cruz-fk-gun/

I know this is satire but one's dick would have to be pretty small to be able to stick it in most guns.

[keithbvadu2]

1. "won't prevent mass-murders"

"won’t prevent mass-murders"

Our gun supporters request absolute answers that will ‘prevent’ these occurrences of mass killings.

They don’t ask for solutions/legislation that can decrease these occurrences.

Gotta be a complete solution.

There is no perfect solution but an improvement can be a reasonable goal.

Their solution is more killings as long as more guns can be sold.

[RainCaster]

2. Terrible Ted- the best Tejas has to offer

Come on Texans- I know you can give our country a better Senator than this.

[vercetti2021]

3. He didn't win

I'll never believe he did.

[RainCaster]

4. He's not a native American - can we send him back?

Born in Canada, that damn foreigner is a rapist and drug dealer. Certainly not the best Canada has to offer. Ship him back!

[ChoppinBroccoli]

5. Hope It's A Small Caliber Gun