Unbeknownst to almost everyone, I was supposed to go on a date with...

[HipChick]

Link to tweet

[salin]

1. Hilarious analogy.

[leftstreet]

2. LOL

[MontanaMama]

3. It is well known that the MF King of Sharpies hates Camp David.

No gold potty, no KFC, no golf. No way he was going to Camp David for any damned thing at all. Total liar.

[HipChick]

7. He would make them go to one his hotels or resorts though, and not lose money

by making them go to Camp David...

[MontanaMama]

9. No shit.

As soon as I read about the Camp David thing...I knew it was a load of BS.

[lunasun]

4. I bet "Carolin Gallego" and "John Miller" knew about the meeting and can vouch for trump's truth

Trump shares everything with them

[smirkymonkey]

5. +1000

Ha,ha,ha!

Bravo, Rude!

[NCLefty]

6. He did this for real, decades ago--bragged about famous women wanting to date him.

"The voice is instantly familiar; the tone, confident, even cocky; the cadence, distinctly Trumpian. The man on the phone vigorously defending Donald Trump says he’s a media spokesman named John Miller, but then he says, 'I’m sort of new here,' and 'I’m somebody that he knows and I think somebody that he trusts and likes' and even 'I’m going to do this a little, part time, and then, yeah, go on with my life.' "

"'Actresses,' Miller said in the call to Carswell, 'just call to see if they can go out with him and things.' Madonna 'wanted to go out with him.' And Trump’s alter ego boasted that in addition to living with Maples, Trump had 'three other girlfriends.' "

"Donald Trump masqueraded as publicist to brag about himself"

[link:https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/donald-trump-alter-ego-barron/2016/05/12/02ac99ec-16fe-11e6-aa55-670cabef46e0_story.html|

[C_U_L8R]

10. Morgan Fairchild

Yeah, that's the ticket

[sl8]

21. and Meryl Streep and Teri Garrr AND a young Elizabeth Taylor

[JI7]

17. i don't think he ever dated a famous woman . Melania was not famous until she was with him

she might have done some modeling but was not a supermodel. in fact she was one of those who get famous these days just for being famous in this case through dating trump.

[dalton99a]

8. Donald Trump Once Boasted He Could Have 'Nailed' Princess Diana -- But Only If She Passed an HIV Test

https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-sex-princess-diana-hiv-test-howard-stern-interview/

[dchill]

14. In reality, he would only have been able to tack her...

...or brad her at best.

[maddiemom]

16. Pure class, as usual.

And did all the women Trump "dated" have to take HIV tests? We never heard about it back in the day. I guess it would explain how he avoided that "bullet" during Viet Nam: since HIV wasn't a big, recognized deal until the Eighties, I guess he meant other STDs, What a guy! Ya' know, Trump was always, at his best, an average-looking male. Money had to be his only advantage. From all accounts, his brash personality didn't gain him friends or dates who were A -level desirable. Feeling sorry for his actual lack of self -esteem, however, is impossible. He got himself into a position to hammer us all over the head with it on a daily basis.

[Mr.Bill]

11. I know why the Taliban leaders did not meet with Trump.

It is their policy to not negotiate with terrorists.

[dalton99a]

12. Good one!

[Perseus]

13. I am not a lawyer but...

I was thinking that those people the creature wants to sue for breach of the non disclosure would have a case against the creature. It is obvious the creature made them sign it so that he could freely lie and not be outed, the intent of the ND was criminal, and they are not revealing any state secrets, like the creature has, they are just being truthful.

Any lawyers?

I know it’s wishful thinking on my part, but at least in my head it makes sense.

[FakeNoose]

15. Further down the same thread (but relevant)

There is much truth in this!

[IronLionZion]

18. Dumbass books a secret Taliban meeting right before 9/11 anniversary

Thank God Bin Laden is dead or he might have gotten an invite

[tclambert]

19. Remember 7/11!

[brush]

20. Poor fool (not really). He still thinks his lies are fooling people. Like the one about talks...

in progress during the G7 to meet with the Chinese to negotiate the tariff trade war.

Getting him to stop lying is like trying to get a fish not to swim.