Borowitz: I'm waiting for Obama to do a bit at the convention where he talks to Mitt's invisible tax

[Tx4obama]

Andy BorowitzVerified ‏@BorowitzReport

I'm waiting for Obama to do a bit at the convention where he talks to Mitt's invisible tax returns.

https://twitter.com/BorowitzReport/status/241649027865780226

[nc4bo]

1. Heh, nice job for a surrogate or comedian, don't think I'd like Obama to go there. nt

[Brother Buzz]

2. Just a subtle thrust and spin with an invisible dagger

I like!

[spanone]

3. KaBoom!!!!

[nc4bo]

6. One can dream, right?

I've never seen anything this crazy before in my life and I'm not just referring to Eastwood. The entire RNC convention was all the crazy the GOP has been spewing and parading around, stuffed into one big stadium.

Surprised the paint didn't peel, walls didn't cave and the rugs didn't curl up and run away.

Crazy.

[BootinUp]

4. Zing!

take that!

[CatWoman]

5. ...

[Bernardo de La Paz]

7. Empty suit at the podium talking to empty chair about empty-headed R. nominees R&R. nt

[Javaman]

8. Obama should just talk to an empty shirt. LOL nt

[valerief]

9. I'd like to see the prez do an Elwood P. Dowd and Harvey skit.

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[pscot]

10. I'm going to go fix myself an egg and onion sandwich

and watch that movie.

[valerief]

11. I love it each time I see it. Josephine Hull is the funniest thing on two visible legs.

I loved her in Arsenic & Old Lace, too.

[malaise]

12. Hahahahaha

Excellent

[tomm2thumbs]

13. Great find - hilawwwww-rious!