Melonya drumpft on CBS Overnight News:

[sprinkleeninow]

[I paraphrased.]

'She's deeply concerned about the illnesses and deaths connected to vaping.' Yah, right. Take a powder, lady.

[NanceGreggs]

1. If I were married to Trump ...

... I wouldn't even be aware of vaping. I'd be too concerned with scoring the hard stuff - like at least ten packs a day.

[sprinkleeninow]

6. Each and every day I impatiently wait for the glad tidings.

The worst first family went bye-bye in paddy wagon. A padded paddy wagon?

The haha room at the halladay in or the rubber room at the romata.

[Celerity]

2. she looks like she 'vaped' something here

[sprinkleeninow]

3. schlumpy don't know any of them people, ya see...

He a waste of time sham.

[sprinkleeninow]

4. Sometimes she puts daisies on the piano and other times

tulips on the organ.

[Celerity]

5. I am sure Epstein got to sample the flowers

[sprinkleeninow]

7. I'm hardly a prude, but the mere thot of them people engaging..

makes me want to puke. 🤤

They most likely think highly of themselves as desirable hot stuff.

[Celerity]

8. Donald Trump Stares Forlornly At Tiny, Aged Penis In Mirror Before Putting On Clothes, Beginning Day

https://www.theonion.com/donald-trump-stares-forlornly-at-tiny-aged-penis-in-mi-1819573577



Sources say Trump sat on his bed and lightly shook his head for a full five minutes.

6/20/12 9:00am


NEW YORK—Real estate mogul and television personality Donald Trump reportedly stood before his bedroom's full-length mirror Wednesday morning and stared forlornly at his aged, shriveled penis before getting dressed and leaving his residence in Manhattan's Trump Tower to start the day.

According to reports, the 66-year-old had laid his suit out on his bed and was preparing to step into a pair of silk boxer shorts when he glimpsed his deteriorating body in the mirror. Trump then spent approximately 15 to 20 minutes morosely reflecting on his appearance, dedicating most of that time to gazing at his desiccated sexual anatomy and contemplating its all-but-total lack of function.

"God, look at this thing," said a dejected Trump, hoisting up a large quantity of belly flab with his forearm to make his stunted organ visible. "Pitiful."

SNIP

[sprinkleeninow]

9. 'Desiccated'. Having all the moisture removed like

desiccated coconut. SHRIVEL CITY!1!

'Scuse me while I go get ill....

[tblue37]

11. Trump weighs twice as much as the body in that Photoshop. nt

[captain queeg]

12. Exactly

[Celerity]

14. I am sure he still was fatter than the pic, but that article is from mid 2012 nt

[tblue37]

10. She sure looks like she's on drugs in that picture. nt

[tanyev]

13. As concerned as she is about children taken from their parents and kept in cages?