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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)In what some congressional Democrats are calling a flagrant example of Presidential overreach, Donald Trump on Tuesday signed an executive order giving him total control of the weather.
Under the terms of the order, Trump would assume the unilateral power to create all meteorological conditions, including but not limited to hurricanes, tornadoes, tsunamis, hail, sleet, and wintry mix.
After signing the order, a beaming Trump pronounced total victory over the weather, which he called the enemy of the people.
I have been treated very unfairly by the weather, Trump said. The weather is a horrible person.
On Fox News, Sean Hannity praised Trumps decision to seize control of the weather and compared it favorably to former President Barack Obamas weather policy, which he called a trainwreck.
Obama just let the weather run wild, Hannity said.
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ananda
(28,858 posts)ROFL
Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)to get nice weather for South Carolina in October?
Chump could hit his biggest score yet if he actually had such power! Imagine all those June brides...