Matt Bors: A rising tide lifts only some boats:

[kpete]

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Room and Overboard

Bahamians: There's no food, no clean water. Can we please go to the U.S. to stay with relatives?

CBP: Do you have your passports and copies of your criminal records?

Bahamians: We do.

CBP: Then get on the ferry.

t-Rump: Hold it! They need Visa's, too!

CBP: Why? We have laws that allow these people to come to the U.S. under these circumstances.

t-Rump: Well, because they're.... they're all drug dealers! That's why!

CBP: Seriously? They're all drug dealers that waited for a hurricane to destroy their island before coming to the U.S.? Even the women with babies? Even the sick and injured? All drug dealers?

t-Rump: Let me put it this way.... you know how I now control all the weather?

CPB: (eyeroll) (facepalm) (sigh) Yeah.

t-Rump: Visas. And blame it on the ferry boat operators. Now watch this putt.

Link to tweet

http://ragingpencils.com/2019/9-10-19-government-for-sale.htm

[Baitball Blogger]

1. Fuck you all.

Rising tides are a natural daily occurrence. What politicians really are talking about are flood waters. Chaos. And in chaotic times, some people may find benefit by taking advantage of the confusion, but the rest of us get wiped out.

[Gothmog]

2. Great cartoon