This might be my favorite Sarah Huckabee Sanders burn, ever

[Siwsan]

[lunatica]

1. God obviously wrote the Constitution.

Except for the parts they don’t like, like the separation of church and state.

Christians of the asshole persuasion always think it’s an argument stopper to invoke god into their gun arguments. why? I haven’t the foggiest.

[alfredo]

20. Written with a Sharpie, God and Trump's favorite pen.

[JohnnyRingo]

23. Only the 2nd amendment apparently.

Once you get to the parts about equality, voting rights, and paying taxes, it's up for debate by mere mortals and God looks the other way.

I often wonder if people like Huckabee are serious, or if they're just reciting from a right wing script that they know is bullshit.

[leftyladyfrommo]

2. I thought it was life, liberty and happiness.

And that's not from the Bible.

I am drawing a blank here. I can't remember any God given rights .

[vlyons]

3. There is no God. Get over it.

Or from the great John Lennon's viewpoint, "God is a concept."

[Six117]

29. Amen!

and AMEN AGAIN!

[JenniferJuniper]

4. If your God loves assault rifles

you need to get a new god.

[lastlib]

19. It's from the Gospel according to LaPeeError:

Chapter 1, verse 6: "Let no man deprive thee of thy AR-15, For as it is yours, it is mine. Thy AR-15 and thy high-capacity magazine, they shall comfort thee. And thou shalt not be kept by man from fellating same at night."

Or something like that...................

[lunatica]

21. LOL!

The Bible and Shakespeare! People are always quoting them.

[Midnight Writer]

5. Jesus had an assault rifle. I seen pictures.

[Mr. Evil]

13. Thanx so much for making me literally laugh out loud!

[Metro135]

16. He certainly did!

I seen a drawing of Jesus riding a triceratops into Jerusalem - 'cause the earth is only 6,000 years old ya know -- and he had an assault rifle over his shoulder in case he ran into a T-rex on the way.

[belpejic]

17. That's pitchers, sir. N/t

[IronLionZion]

6. Live by the sword, die by the sword

derived from the Gospel of Matthew (Matthew 26, 26:52): "Then said Jesus unto him, Put up again thy sword into his place: for all they that take the sword shall perish with the sword." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Live_by_the_sword,_die_by_the_sword

[Grins]

7. Democrats: we have guns because of "corruption"?

Name one. I want to know who that guy is.

[struggle4progress]

8. "If God hadn't meant for us to wear kevlar vests and carry AK-47s then

we would have been born naked and unarmed"

[marieo1]

9. Fruitcakes

She is a bimbo and always has been, they all are a bunch of right-wing fruitcakes!!

[nolabear]

14. Fruitcakes: A Jimmy Buffett song that includes the lyrics...

"Here's the church/Here's the steeple/Religion's in the hands of some crazy-assed people!"

[dalton99a]

10. Kick

[amywalk]

15. Well, considering Jesus was a brown or black man, it's not likely

that he would survive carrying an assault rifle into Walmart.

[volstork]

18. Excellent point!

[usaf-vet]

11. Remember she learned the religious stupid sh*t from daddy "Huckster".....

.... that and how to work a con with the best of them.

Point of clarification was that being armed with a sword in a well-regulated militia?

[Martin Eden]

12. Democrats don't say that.

Democrats say we can't get common sense gun control laws passed because of the corruptive influence of the gun industry and the NRA.

That's true up to a point, but another obstacle are the knuckle dragging gun humpers who swollow the kind of crap spewed by SH Sanders.

[rickyhall]

22. God, she's dumb.

[Aussie105]

24. because of the corruptive influence of the gun industry and the NRA.

Or is it because politicians are easily bribed?

Is it a 'campaign contribution' if both the giver and receiver of the money know there are strings attached?
(Obvious answer is obvious - it's a bribe, plain and simple.)

HucaSans has drunk the Trump KoolAid. Intelligence and rational logic are lost, clear signs.

[Beartracks]

25. No kidding. Where did "God-given" ever come into it?

Modes didn't carry the Constitution down from Mt. Sinai, with amendments attached to it.

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[NCLefty]

26. Presumably, Republican fetuses are all born with guns in their hands.

She's defending the gun addicts. She sucks as much as she ever did.

[Mike Nelson]

27. Oh my god...

... she is funnier than anything on SNL!

[Docreed2003]

28. Better yet

Please point to where "God" is mentioned in the Constitution...even once

[Butterflylady]

30. I must have missed the part

Where God handed out guns.