Found this on Yahoo :) deficit don, Barack Obama, moscow mitch and a small kid were on a plane

[CatWoman]

the plane was plummeting and was going to crash into the ground.. There were only 3 parachutes.

"I'm the majority ruler of the senate, nobody can get judges appointed better than me. the country need's me, russia pays well and i'm entitled, I'll take a parachute" said moscow mitch.

"I'm the smartest man in the world, and the world can't function without me and i'm entitled so I'm taking a parachute" said deficit don.

They both fiercely grabbed their parachutes and leapt out of the plane.

President Obama said to the young boy. "Go ahead son, take the parachute, I’ve had a full life. The boy replied "It's alright President Obama, the smartest entitled man in the world just took my school bag."

[SCantiGOP]

1. First time I heard this one

Bill Clinton was President

[trof]

2. Yeah, it's been around for a while.

[keithbvadu2]

3. Tactical protective gear for the tv camera - Fox

Tactical protective gear for the tv camera

Reporter/journalist wore a backpack on his front to look like bomb/bullet protective gear

as he heroically went into a 'danger' zone.

The Internet was merciless in ridiculing him.

Lots of photoshop.

Link to tweet

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[CaptYossarian]

4. Sad ending. We're still stuck with McTurtle.

[MyMission]

5. ROFL

An oldie but goodie.

This new version is better than previous ones. And very appropriate!

[George II]

6. ...

[nuxvomica]

7. Funny and I can't wait to tell it at work

My favorite part was Obama saying he's had a full life and he certainly has. The other two "adults" have had empty, meaningless ones.