Mike Huckabee: We Are Coming To Take Your SKATEBOARD!

[Initech]

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One of these things is not like the other...

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Huckleberry isn't very good at analogies, is he?

When was the last time somebody killed a couple dozen people at once with a single skateboard?

[Initech]

2. Only when there's a good guy with a skateboard present.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. Skateboards don't kill people, people kill people.

They'll take away my skateboard when they pry it from my cold dead hands.

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear skateboards, shall not be infringed.

[Bob Loblaw]

7. VO, I think you meant cold dead toes.

Other skateboard related skateboard stickers...

When skateboards are outlawed, only outlaws will have skateboards.

My other skateboard is a skateboard.

This skateboard is protected by a skateboard.

Skateboard control is when you skateboard where you're aiming.

I'm pro skateboard and I vote.

Focus on the skateboard.

My kid is on the skateboard roll.

If you can read this you're too close, on your skateboard.

[Initech]

10. I know what you're thinking, did I shred six times or only five?

Because this here's a KPC Pro Skateboard Deck, capable of taking your head clean off. Now you just got to ask yourself one question - do you feel lucky? Well do ya, punk?

[rurallib]

4. right wing humor lacks humor

[malaise]

5. But skateboards are not made to kills

The only purpose of a guns is to kill or maim.

[Scurrilous]

6. Now we know where Sarah got her 'brains.'

[Goodheart]

8. Here's the important difference, huckleberry

The people killed on skateboards are not intentional victims.

You and your daughter are assholes.

[lame54]

9. Right wing humor...

[El Supremo]

11. A more truthful analogy would be...

We are coming to take your Social Security and Medicare!

[Ohiogal]

12. Right wingers

Don’t get how humor works. They just aren’t funny.

[robbob]

13. Oh it's funny...

Just not in the way the Huckster intended it to be...

[dweller]

15. and 1000's die choking on food each year

possibly eating squirrel ...
ding dang right Hucklebraindead ... they're coming
to take your skwulls 😜

f'n idiot, and your daughter too

✌🏼

[struggle4progress]

16. "Angry skateboarder kills twenty-two and injures two dozen more at Walmart!

High school skateboarder kills seventeen and wounds seventeen others at school! Skateboarder kills fifty-nine and wounds over four hundred at music festival! Will nobody do anything? Fortunately, Mike Huckleberry is ready to show us just how out-of-control some people are!"

[smirkymonkey]

17. What an idiot!

Not only a stupid, pointless analogy, but a poor attempt at humor. Why are republicans such dorks?

[GoCubsGo]

18. Remember when that guy pulled out his skateboard and killed 59 people,

and injured another 422 in a matter of minutes? Neither do I. Go fuck yourself, Mr. Huckabee.

Garbage people, the whole lot of them.

[JHB]

19. Finally, someone gives us details about the Bowling Green massacre!

[Cha]

20. Fuckheadbee wants the Killing to Continue

unabated.

[Celerity]

21. The Fuckabees

[nuxvomica]

22. Please stop calling him "Huckleberry"

I have a cat named "Huckleberry" who is a sweetie-pie. He's way overweight, chews on plastic and throws up his last meal, and keeps me awake at night with his whining and screaming for attention, BUT THE SIMILARITIES END THERE! My Huckleberry is a loving and playful furball.