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Javaman

(62,517 posts)
Tue Sep 17, 2019, 08:26 AM Sep 2019

my prediction as to what will happen if the orange asshole loses the election...

he will do one of these things...


a)launch a nuke
b)start a war
c)kill someone out of anger on 5th ave
d)refuse to leave
e)call everything in the world fake news
f)barricade himself in the white house
g)go on a massive mcd's eating binge
h)declare Martial law
i)rally his moron followers to attack anything non-right wing white
j)fire all his staff and pout
k)declare the election illegal because he lost
l)try and jail the winner
m)plead for help from kim
n)plead for help from putin
o)plead for help from boris
p)try to arrest everyone in the press
q)delcare fox news the state news agency
r)use a sharpy to redraw the electoral map
s)defund entire government and try to pocket the money
t)call up the national guard to occupy the blue states
u)call for a new election. one that he wins
v)leave the country on an overnight flight
w)kill his family and bathe in their blood
x)have his kids go on tv to declare him the winner
y)steal everything that isn't nailed down in the WH
z)all. of. the. above.

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my prediction as to what will happen if the orange asshole loses the election... (Original Post) Javaman Sep 2019 OP
E, G, J, R, S, V, Y are most likely, IMO. But all are possible. n/t Hoyt Sep 2019 #1
Probably h)declare Martial law, because of some tRumped up national emergency! n/t RKP5637 Sep 2019 #2
I think he will declare the election null and void SlogginThroughIt Sep 2019 #3
Invoke the 25th right after the election to keep US and the world safe. nt in2herbs Sep 2019 #4
I can see him trying to void the results, Bayard Sep 2019 #5
K scarytomcat Sep 2019 #6
None of the above ConnorMarc Sep 2019 #7
 

SlogginThroughIt

(1,977 posts)
3. I think he will declare the election null and void
Tue Sep 17, 2019, 09:08 AM
Sep 2019

Thom Hartman did a but on this yesterday and he made a great point about why they have been making a big to do about homelessness and immigration being “rampant” in Democratic cities. They will try and make the case that our elections were not valid and that they cannot be certified.

This is coming. And we need to be ready for it.

Bayard

(22,057 posts)
5. I can see him trying to void the results,
Tue Sep 17, 2019, 10:25 AM
Sep 2019

And declare martial law. The big question is, how many of our military will support him? Could we get the UN to step in?

scarytomcat

(1,706 posts)
6. K
Tue Sep 17, 2019, 10:47 AM
Sep 2019

R's will not allow him to lose. They will cheat and then not certify election if they still don't win.

 

ConnorMarc

(653 posts)
7. None of the above
Tue Sep 17, 2019, 11:46 AM
Sep 2019

He'll leave as he's supposed to just like everybody else.

Or he'll be dragged out.

He'll continue tweeting, but he'll be given much less attention, because now he'll be a loser.

In time, he'd be a backburner.

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