Sean Spicer claims the judges on DWTS are biased because.....he's Christian

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[Sanity Claws]

1. Not The Onion!

Unbelievable. Do they ever think he just might not be a good dancer?

[gibraltar72]

2. The best dancer ever. Period!

[dalton99a]

3. .

[Docreed2003]

8. Lmao! Brilliant!!

[dem4decades]

4. Being a liar is a new Christian value? I guess so.

[atreides1]

10. It isn't that new

Lying has been a Christian value since mankind organized it...

[JonLP24]

16. Reminds me of this Carlson routine

[MurrayDelph]

33. As far as Evangelical Christians go

I think it's part of the job description.

(Not so sure for the ones who actually follow his teachings).

[greatauntoftriplets]

5. He should lose for bad taste in shirts.

[montanacowboy]

32. I was personally offended

by the ill fitting white polyester pants

[greatauntoftriplets]

36. I tried to avoid looking at those and was mostly successful.

[genxlib]

6. He must be on to something

When I saw that outfit I exclaimed "FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!"

[Leghorn21]

12. /*SNORT*!!/

[malaise]

20. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[kacekwl]

21. Yes.

[Initech]

41. I bet Jonathan Van Ness could wear it better!

[Docreed2003]

7. Says the guy who lied repeatedly to the American people

And hid in a freaking bush...

Then proceeded to go on a reality tv show because he's "making money" and he dressed as a freaking bush!!!

But yeah, people won't vote for you because of your "Christian beliefs"... whatever Sean

[tblue37]

13. He also stole a mini fridge from less powerful employees when he was at the White House.

Now, that's really low and petty.

[tanyev]

9. Yeah, that approach really blew up in their face when Sara Evans was on DWTS.

“On Thursday, October 12, 2006 country music singer-songwriter Sara Evans filed for divorce from her husband Craig Schelske. Recent events that shed light on the status of her marriage prompted Ms. Evans to make the filing, which was registered today [October 12] with a court in Tennessee, where Evans resides. A mother of three, Ms. Evans felt it was in her children’s best interest that she also withdraw from competition on Dancing with the Stars, an ABC television series that she has been part of this fall, to give her family her full attention at this difficult time. Ms. Evans hopes that her fans and TV viewers who’ve supported her in recent weeks and throughout her music career will respect and understand her need for privacy in the face of these recent events.”

While the grounds for divorce cited in the documents are “irreconcilable differences,” “inappropriate marital conduct” and “adultery,” the details behind the accusations are graphic, explicit and disturbing. Among the claims made by Evans in the filed documents are:

Evans alleges that Schelske “has frequently verbually abused, emotionally abused and harassed Wife.”
Evans alleges that Schelske “frequently watches pornography” on the family’s computers and that on September 28, 2006, the couple’s oldest child “confronted [Schelske] at the parties’ residence… when he was watching pornographic material on the television.”
Evans claims that Schelske keeps more than 100 photos of Schelske “posing with his erect penis” and “there are several photographs showing the defendant having sex with other women.”

Access Hollywood has not been able to contact Schelske or a representative for comment. Schleske, a Republican, had an unsuccessful bid for Congress in 2002 from Oregon’s 5th District.

https://www.today.com/popculture/sara-evans-sordid-divorce-accusations-2D80555769

ETA: I don't have time to look for it right now, but I'm pretty sure Huckabee said much the same thing encouraging people to vote for Sara before everything imploded.

[tanyev]

38. Found it! But it was Tom Delay, not Huckabee.

When former Congressman Tom DeLay resigned earlier this year, Think Progress notes, he said he wanted to “pursue new opportunities to engage in the important cultural and political battles of our day from an arena outside of the U.S. House of Representatives.” One of those important battles: the competition on Dancing with the Stars 3.

Yes, “The Hammer” is tackling an important new project: Working to make sure that liberal cast members of Dancing with the Stars 3 are defeated by “a good friend of mine” and a “strong supporter of the Republican Party,” country singer Sara Evans. In an e.mail message to supporters, he writes, in part,

Sara Evans has been a strong supporter of the Republican Party and represents good American values in the media. From singing at the 2004 Republican Convention to appearing with candidates in the last several election cycles, we have always been able to count on Sara for her support of the things we all believe in. Let’s show Sara that same support by watching and voting for her each week to help her win this competition. One of her opponents on the show is ultra liberal talk show host Jerry Springer. We need to send a message to Hollywood and the media that smut has no place on television by supporting good people like Sara Evans.

https://www.realityblurred.com/realitytv/2006/09/dancing-with-the-stars-3-tom_delay_urges/

I will say when I watched it I found Sara likable enough, but I sure got a kick out of all that came out on her Republican ex-husband.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

11. Judges do not award SHITTY dancing, Sean....

Looking like an over ripe Chaquita Banana does not get you Brownie points.

Perhaps it was the choice of song and costume. Did you think of that?

[Initech]

14. Oh rats, I totally forgot to watch last night.

[leftstreet]

19. Apparently he looked like a car dealership inflatable guy

Link to tweet

?s=20

[Initech]

22. Or he's wearing an imitation knockoff.

[leftstreet]

23. LOL

[Aristus]

15. Fuck. Just like that blond bimbo Carrie Underwood.

The critics didn't like her perfomance in the live TV broadcast of "The Sound Of Music" because they "need Jesus", and not because it was a mediocre performance.

Carrie, honey. You are a professional musician now. You're not singing in church anymore where they applaud you just for being blond and pretty. You have to bring your A-game.

And Sean Spicer? STFU! You're probably just a shitty dancer.

[Coventina]

17. #Christ? Really?

[keithbvadu2]

18. Mike Huck, go back to your pedophile pals Josh Duggar and Ted Nugent.

Mike Huck, go back to your pedophile pals Josh Duggar and Ted Nugent.

[Floyd R. Turbo]

24. Oh for my sake!

[IADEMO2004]

25. Fat Elvis + Big Bird and you get Sean Spicer DWTS

Why????????????????

[Paladin]

26. Spicer: Nail yourself to the closest available cross and shut the fuck up. (nt)

[SCVDem]

27. The link no longer works. nt

[ScratchCat]

28. Hold on a second

I thought "Christians" weren't supposed to engage in "worldly desires" and set themselves apart as an example of Christ?

Further, I unfortunately had to attend a southern Baptist church and school from 1979 to 1993 where we were told - quite frequently mind you - that dancing is a sin, and essentially nothing more than "sex with your clothes on".

So I ask, what is a "Christian" doing on a dance competition show run by a bunch of heathens to begin with?

[Aristus]

31. Did they ever explain that Jesus danced?

Dance is an important part of Jewish worship and celebration.

Did they not know this?

[Ilsa]

29. No, it's because he dances

like he's hiding in the closet behind the costs holding his dick while his mommy is standing on the other side of the door. He's a stiff.

[FakeNoose]

34. Somebody needs to clue him in - they've already picked the winner

... and it's not him. Dancing with the Stars is another fake reality show. There's no contest here, it's just a 13 week spectacle. The show runners know from the start who's going to win, and that makes all the other contestants losers, including Sean Spicer.

[rockfordfile]

35. A lying and corrupt christian?

[diva77]

37. I will only watch if they replace him with Melissa McCarthy in full spicer regalia, podium and all

[tanyev]

39. Saturday Night Live returns with a new episode on Sept. 28.

Fingers crossed for a McCarthy appearance!

[Snake Plissken]

40. The entire Gambino Crime Family is Christian as was Al Capone

You're not alone Sean, they were all persecuted for being Christian too.

[spanone]

42. naw, it's because you're sean spicer

[TexasBushwhacker]

43. He's a whiny little bitch, just like his former boss

I'm pretty sure some of the other contestants are Christians.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

44. Oh boohoo