Okay, admit it. What piece of furniture do you talk to?

[Are_grits_groceries]

I talk to my bed. I demand to know why it cannot be less messy! Such a recalcitrant and uncooperative lout.

[madrchsod]

1. my computer chair.....

[Curtland1015]

2. I like to discuss things with my cabinet.

But the chair usually tables those discussions.

[Major Nikon]

3. The toilet

Usually I'm either thanking it for being so cool or yelling "Buick".

[Are_grits_groceries]

4. I talked to my toilet

quite a bit when I was in college. We became good friends.

[Motown_Johnny]

10. I know that toilet, I believe his name is "Ralph".

[MADem]

5. I have been known to speak very sharply to the television.

I'm not proud of that, but hey, it is what it is....

[hobbit709]

6. I don't talk to my furniture but I've been known to cuss it out when it was in my way.

[Biafran]

7. my mirror

[Motown_Johnny]

9. Welcome to DU! I would just like you to know.

You are good enough, you are smart enough and doggone it people like you.

Even Senators start out that way.

[Motown_Johnny]

8. Do major appliances count?

If so...


The refrigerator.


I tend to ask things like. "So what looks good today?" or "What do we have here?".

[doa2627]

11. cool

hot

[rbrnmw]

12. My Computer and Television

in fact I sometimes "talk" quite loudly to my television

[Mad_Dem_X]

22. Me, too.

I've been known to yell at my TV on occasion.

[xchrom]

13. my grandmother's commode. nt

[sarge43]

14. The kitchen table

"Why don't you ever take your dirty dishes over to the sink?!" Lazy ass slacker.

[Kurovski]

15. The sofa is obsessed with me.

"Let me go!" I cry. "Release me, I beseech thee."

[LynnTTT]

16. The other end of the sofa

where my husband just happens to be sitting

[iwillalwayswonderwhy]

17. a very large birdcage

With a green-cheeked conure named Tilly in it.

[AnnaLee]

18. Sometime my bed

But usually I talk to whatever piece of furniture I stump my toe on or trip over. I especially talk to door-jams that reach out and bust my funny bone.

[MattBaggins]

19. Does the scale in the bathroom count?

I have been known to swear at it now and then.

[Cleita]

21. That's my furniture of choice too.

I swear at it a lot.

[Aerows]

20. My computer chair

Particularly when it gets invaded by felines, which regularly occurs

[Fumesucker]

23. It looks like I'm talking to the bed..

But actually I'm trying to coax the doggies out from under the covers to go for their morning walk..

That's my story and I'm sticking to it..

[rock]

24. The spiggot

I call it the spicket.

[Brickbat]

25. When my oven beeps to let me know it's preheated, I say "thank you!"

No, really, I do.

[2on2u]

26. I've spoken to junkdrawer but don't see him/her around much anymore. n/t

[Aeroette]

27. I demand my table to tell me how it collects so much stuff on it...

That there's not even enough of a clear spot to set dishes on it. My husband's keys, his wallet, his cell phone...wait, I think I see a pattern!

[Lindsay]

28. I firmly believe

in talking to inanimate objects. They don't argue back.

[cloudbase]

29. My cat.

He's about as active as a chair.

[hedgehog]

30. Over the years, I've done a lot of talking to whatever car I'm driving......

"oh, please, please, start!"


"Oh, NO, NO, NO, stop sliding, stop sliding!"

"Please, just get me to the next exit!"

"I'm not hearing that thumping noise and your wheel bearings are just fine"

[kestrel91316]

31. I've taken to yelling at the toilet lately. The water won't shut off after

the tank refills, and I have to do it myself.

[MANative]

32. All of them...

It would be rude to leave anyone out of the conversation!

[vanlassie]

33. I Talk To The Trees

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[Aeroette]

34. LOL

good find!