Donald Trump gets up every morning

[Mr.Bill]

and spray paints himself orange. Every morning. Do we really need to know anything else?

[TreasonousBastard]

1. We don't even need to know that.

[5X]

2. you ever notice a urinal that isn't cleaned turns kinda orange...

[PJMcK]

3. I wish he wouldn't get up in the morning (n/t)

[pwb]

4. Maybe he has people to do that. ewwww

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[dalton99a]

5. While doing that, he asks himself an important question: "What can I do today to fuck up America?"

[Mr.Bill]

6. I don't even think his thoughts are that deep. n/t

[The Wielding Truth]

7. Honestly, I don't care about his makeup routine. It's everything else that he does. His deceit. His

disgusting misuse of his power and his nasty treatment of his followers. He uses them and leads them into the fear

of everyone but him, while he ruins our world. I really couldn't see the devil doing things any differently.



We have to kick him out! Him and the horses he rode in on!

[Marie Marie]

8. No, you got it wrong...

it's those damn new fan-dangled light bulbs.

[Wellstone ruled]

9. thought most folks knew

a state of the art Glam and Make up Studio was installed in the West Wing for Donnie and his Nude Model Wife.