What product should Trump market in his next phase?

[struggle4progress]

I voting for

Orange-u-tan by Trump

to give you the very very best unnatural glow

[First Speaker]

1. nutritional supplements, of course...

...that's what all the right-wing con men end up hawking...

[bubbazero]

2. CONDOMS OF COURSE

Trump Condoms, for a better world! No matter your size , they're HUGE! If only Fred-(father) had fucked with them!

[CaliforniaPeggy]

3. The latest, most up-to-date and stylish prison garb?

[Turbineguy]

4. License plates

They're so dull. They could really use some pazzazz!

[canetoad]

5. Lie detectors. nt

[NanceGreggs]

6. The most shocking Trump product yet ...

... something manufactured in the USA instead of China!!!

[Hekate]

7. License plates in the state prison

Isn't that traditional?

[NCLefty]

8. A new perfume, marketed exclusively to the conservative crowd: "Eau de Buffoon"

Customer: *sprays* ... "It smells like bullshit."

Perfume salesperson: "That's the point! *flourish*"

Customer: "Ohhhhh... *sprays again* Yes, this smells delicious. I'll take the deluxe promo pack!"

[NBachers]

9. Big House Frozen Dinners - Tasty Chow Hall Grub for the Hungry Con!

Try our Magat Banquet today

[KY_EnviroGuy]

10. Depends.

Trump-branded Depends.

For when you shit your pants when handed a subpoena..........

[Old Crow]

11. Two products: Snake oil and dog whistles

That was too easy.

[randr]

12. Donny dildos

Why wait for him to fuck you when you can do it yourself?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

15. Dumbass Donald on one end, Moscow Mitch on the other

[samnsara]

13. butt plugs made esp for the GOP Senate..with his pic on it...

[TruckFump]

14. Prison reform...

...from the inside.

[milestogo]

16. Orange Viagra

[malaise]

17. Lying for Dummies

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