Bitch-Slapped Sacks of S*** of The Week – Texas Legislators

[riqster]

More at the link, here's the first bit:

It’s not often that a state gets the Judiciary Smackdown dropped on them twice in the same week, but those wiley Republican coyotes in Texas have felt the Acme Super-Dooper Bitch Slap Kit whack their corpulent cheeks in such wise this past week. In a state that is trending towards fewer white voters, the white legislators are trying every trick in the book to hold onto power, even as they become what they despise (a minority group).

First, their Voter ID law got flushed down the pooper because it, well, discriminated against everybody who isn’t white and financially secure. “Naughty, Naughty” said the court as it pulled the chain and sent the law swirling down into the sewer.

Then their Redistricting Plan got like treatment, for the same reason. The courts said “I can NOT believe this s***, and pulled the chain again. Swoosh, swirl, buh-bye to the crooked white guy laws...

http://bluntandcranky.wordpress.com/2012/09/01/bitch-slapped-sacks-of-s-of-the-week-texas-legislators/

[longship]

1. Made me smile.

R&

[sadbear]

2. Secession!!!!!

Oh god, I can freakin' hear it now.