Welcome to DU! The truly grassroots left-of-center political community where regular people, not algorithms, drive the discussions and set the standards. Join the community: Create a free account Support DU (and get rid of ads!): Become a Star Member Latest Breaking News General Discussion The DU Lounge All Forums Issue Forums Culture Forums Alliance Forums Region Forums Support Forums Help & Search

General Discussion

Laura PourMeADrink

(42,770 posts) Mon Sep 23, 2019, 07:06 PM Sep 2019

First 10 Days for our new president.

He won't leave, BUT, just lay in wait, until Day 2 when he won't be able to not golf, and he copters off to ML.

Pry the door open, move in, then change all the locks.

Start fumigation immediately. Like the cheeseburger smelling grease laden bedroom. Eww. don't even know if one could sleep in there anyway?? Might be an issue.

Replace all Golden Nugget looking bathroom fixtures. Repaint every room from gaudy to historical.

Find some orange removal experts.

Reply to this discussion