Next Corrupt President, No Amateurs Allowed!
I’ve no doubt the GOP is re-assessing their brilliant idea of nominating, electing, enabling, and covering-up for the Idiot they were sure would secure their most fervent dreams – tax-cuts for the wealthy, malleable judges, and the overturn of everything we have achieved so far.
Well, let me enlighten the Republicans on where they went wrong with The Dotard - and the next time you attempt to elect a totally inept “pResident”, you might want to consider the following.
Don’t elect a man too narcissistic to consider anyone’s interests above his own, including yours.
Don’t support a man who lies over 12,000 times to the American people – because his “word” on anything will be dismissed as ‘fake news’.
Don’t support a man whose political and personal scandals have to be defended 24/7 – especially when those actions are indefensible.
Don’t support a self-absorbed idiot who – while you are busy defending him – will openly admit that what he has actually been accused of is provably true.
Don’t support a man whose abject stupidity, illiteracy, and self-serving interests are unmistakably on display every day, and whose lies are easily debunked with a quick visit to Google.
Don’t support a man who doesn’t give a shit about anyone or anything – including the country and your own party.
Don’t support a man whose nude model wife is a liability, whose children are as incompetent as his Cabinet appointees, and whose 'very best people' wind up in prison.
Don’t support a man whose ego is far more important to him than your party’s so-called ‘principles’, and who will destroy those principles if it means lining his own pockets.
Don’t support a man who is an obvious traitor to his county, anxious to publicly side with our nations’ enemies over our own intelligence community. That alone will bite you in the ass like nothing else can.
Don’t support a man whose I am above the law attitude – enabled by yourselves – will inevitably end in the demise of your own party.
I would have thought the aforementioned would have taught you a valuable lesson early on – but apparently, three years into this debacle of an administration, you haven’t learned a thing.
The next time you attempt to elect a corrupt “pResident”, try to tap someone who is actually able to keep from bragging about his own corruption as though it were an asset, someone who can keep his mouth shut, someone who isn’t so emboldened by your corroboration in his crimes to think he can get away with shooting someone on Fifth Avenue while you pretend he had every right to do so.
I’ve always maintained that the Republican party is as stupid as it is corrupt, and your election of Trump is the proof thereof. You weren’t even savvy enough to realize that he would inevitably prove to be your ultimate undoing – despite the fact that it was so god-damned obvious all along.
So next time, no amateurs. Get someone who at least has the brains to understand that undermining his own party’s desperate efforts to defend/protect him are the only thing standing between his so-called “presidency” and self-immolation.
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It 'becomes' him 
Unfortunately the cartoonist skipped over Reagan, Bush 1, Cheney, and Dubya, but we get the idea.
in anticipation of reading the latest Nance rant. 
