Breaking: Romney To Host "Labor Day Telethon" (who needs Jerry Lewis!)

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[HockeyMom]

1. At least Jerry Lewis was FUNNY

Watching Mittens is like watching water drip.

[Tom Ripley]

2. True, and Dean Martin was a much better partner than Lying Ryan

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3. Not so sure about that

I've seen most of his films.

It seems like Jerry Lewis was always trying to "play it funny." It seemed forced.

Most comic actors I've seen interviewed say the worst thing you could do is to try to be funny, and that they treat the lines the same way a dramatic actor would.

[Initech]

4. The Mitt Romney "Fire The World" Telethon.

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5. I'd like to hear Mitt sing at the end, like Jerry used to

He did such a wonderful job with "America The Beautiful"

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6. I'm convinced that's the only song he knows!

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7. He's just so off

Off-key

Off message

Off-putting

And as a candidate, he's been just AW-FUL!

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8. kick

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