Raunchy Santorum Sex Jokes Abound

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Raunchy Santorum Sex Jokes Abound

There are some things that can’t be unlearned. Like the word “santorum.” Ever since GOP Presidential hopeful Rick Santorum clumped homosexuality together with bestiality and polygamy and declared them all deviant, syndicated sex columnist Dan Savage created an alternative meaning for the politician’s surname. There’s no easy way to do this, so hide the children for a moment and don’t let them near the computer… Santorum: That frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the by-product of anal sex. (Source: Urban Dictionary).

Last night some Washington journalists couldn’t stop themselves from cracking jokes on the Santorum matter, with the former senator surging and all.

The New Yorker‘s Ryan Lizza remarked on Twitter, “Note to headline writers tonight: be careful with how you juxtapose the words Santorum and caucus.” And Metro Weekly‘s openly gay White House Correspondent Chris Geidner jumped right in, reminding Lizza, “You forgot ‘three-way’ and ‘from behind.’”

Bloomberg View columnist Jonathan Alter made this keen observation: “If Santorum pulls this out, he’ll dog Romney for months.” Democratic strategist and pundit Paul Begala couldn’t resist. “That would be dog-on-man, no?” he replied.

Also unable to resist the heat of the moment was HuffPost‘s political writer Sam Stein who concluded, “This is, undoubtedly, the first three-way Santorum’s been in #hadtomakethejoke.”
http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowldc/raunchy-santorum-sex-jokes-abound_b60688

Heh!

[DJ13]

1. Last week on CNN Donna Brazile said

Santorum "is the flavor of the month".

[targetpractice]

2. My favorite is from the animators at NMA.tv (Tawain)...

"Santorum nearly squeezes out come-from-behind victory"

http://www.nma.tv/santorum-loses-romney-iowa-caucus/

Bleck!!

[BeaufortPenguin]

3. And That Brown Stuff Down There

That is santorum

[Ian David]

4. Santorum needs to legally change his name to Rick Savage. n/t

[Blue Owl]

5. Santorum broke like the wind in Iowa

n/t

[Quantess]

6. He deserves it!

[quaker bill]

7. "Santorum wave floods across New Hampshire".... n/t

[Ilsa]

8. This is hysterical and Rick is so deserving. Kick. nt

[i was a cathar]

11. What is so amusing to you? Dan Savage is a piece of work.

I read his column every week, he's entertaining and all, but his language in describing sexuality is very disrespectful. It seems to me that he likes to debase sex by using filthy terminology. As a gay man, I find it odd that Dan would link Santorum to some fecal frothy mix and expect people to look upon a gay male sex act with anything but disgust, based upon his disgusting description...

[PDittie]

9. "Surging Santorum All Tied Up With Romney in Iowa"

subheadline: "Ron Paul makes it a three-way headed to New Hampshire"

[TalkingDog]

10. As the Spousal Unit pointed: In all fairness, we should actually be calling him Dick Santorum

n/t

[Erose999]

12. Taliban Rick, the Frosted Turd