Trump's presser

[EarlG]

[Blecht]

1. What a trainwreck

Wow.

[madaboutharry]

2. Says the man who spoke in a tone of voice

like that of an undertaker.

[mopinko]

8. an undertaker on valium and

mushrooms.

[madaboutharry]

13. Thanks for that, mo.

[QED]

36. Sniff, sniff

[greatauntoftriplets]

37. The little bit that I saw...

Spanky looked like he needed an undertaker.

Anyway, my grandfather was an undertaker and I've heard that he liked to party.

[madaboutharry]

38. Hi friend,

You cracked me up.

[greatauntoftriplets]

39. Hi friend!

Figured we all needed a laugh after all the revelations of the last two days.

[Gothmog]

3. K&R

[ismnotwasm]

4. Ha!

Yeah.

[Pachamama]

5. He just said Nadler and other members of Congress must laugh their "Asses" off at Adam Schiff...

No, I think that not only doesn't happen, I also think none of this is a laughing matter to anyone.

[Vinca]

6. I don't know how I got through that without a drink.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

12. Oh. Were we not supposed to drink?

[Volaris]

40. You are not supposed to drink unless TheFerret TELLS YOU you can drink!

Smdh how long have u been here? (hi, The Ferrett--i got your back, Brother!).

[CaliforniaPeggy]

7. A big fat K&R!

[C_U_L8R]

9. His bipolar is showing.

[Mike 03]

10. We have to give this press conference a name, like Nixon had the "Checkers Speech"

because it should be written about in future textbooks.

[Bob Loblaw]

22. How about The Beginning of the End

[Pluvious]

42. "Everything is GREAT!!!" speech n/t

[oasis]

11. Trump reached a new dimension in pathetic lying. nt

[The Wielding Truth]

32. yes!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

14. all that image needs is a drizzle of rotten cabbage

[spanone]

15. Off the Rails

[Duppers]

28. I stole that.

THANKS!

[spanone]

29. 👍🏼 me too

[BigmanPigman]

16. I muted it, as is my practice, but

CNN summarized it just now, "40 min of lies and unapologetic".

[Owl]

19. I forced myself to listen. Was monotonous.

[BigmanPigman]

20. I heard he was "low energy" compared to his usual Reality TV

personality at his rallies.

[llmart]

24. Dr. Feelgood has probably kept him medicated.

[BigmanPigman]

26. Good point. He probably switched from Adderall to Xanax.

[Duppers]

27. Same here.

I even go clean the kitchen while he's on the screen - it keeps my BP lower.

[BigmanPigman]

31. You probably clean even better just knowing he is blathering away somewhere.

I know that when I am scrubbing and have the news on I definately put more elbow grease into it. It is a good way to vent anger and keep things shiny all at the same time.

[Duppers]

35. 😂 Yep.

All the while uttering expletives.

[tblue37]

17. Today we are all Greta:

Link to tweet

[Hoyt]

18. Good lord, that was so pitiful it reminds me of Nixon resigning. He's knows he is beaten, I think.

[B Stieg]

21. A crook.

tRump is and always has been, a crook.

[kentuck]

23. Good catch, Earl!

[lpbk2713]

25. "I am not a crook."

"Well ... okay ... you got me. I AM a crook."

[EveHammond13]

30. is it time for Ivanka to parade her nipples again, or is it time for another luxury vacation

usually in times of trouble she and Jared take a nice vacation at a five-star resort and post the pictures on Instagram

[lpbk2713]

33. The poor dear has chronic inflamed kidneys.

And wearing snug shirts seems to help.

[llmart]

34. They're probably busy...

looting as much as they can and stashing it offshore. They know the end is near. Gotta get all the grifting in they can before they no longer have the cushy "jobs".

[ecstatic]

41. He was low energy and VERY depressed sounding.

Like a little kid on the verge of tears when complaining about how unfair something was.

Nancy CLEARLY knocked the wind out of him yesterday. He still has not recovered and couldn't even pretend otherwise.