"The dead hooker that the GOP has chained itself to.... is starting to smell."

[kpete]

Link to tweet

[magicarpet]

1. Oh just splash a little formaldehyde on the dead hooker,..

.... then some custom made very expensive Ivanka trDump branded perfume to conceal the stench of rotting flesh,... then you should be okay until November 2020.

[olegramps]

31. That reminds me of what the funniest guy in the company said one night.

He was the biggest guy in the squad and really had some saying that were priceless. He came out of the showers and said, "I just caught a crap that was so big that it could stand flat foot and fuck a turkey. I was tempted to send it to Reader' Digest that had a section I think was called Toward Descriptive Speech.

[trof]

35. crap? crab?

I've heard the same description for giant mosquitos.

I also like "He dropped him like overalls at quittin' time."

[magicarpet]

36. Just slap the trDump brand name on everything,...

.... it gives any item the air and scent of class and respectability.

Maybe I should have said,... odor !

$tench !

[olegramps]

46. got me crap or crab. My guess is crab

[Perseus]

2. It has always smelled very bad

I wouldn't say "is starting to smell", it just happens that the GOP is finally able to smell it, but the stink has always been in front of their noses, they just enjoyed the stink, or put up with it.

[Six117]

4. They've been wallowing in it like pigs in shit.

NT

[Farmer-Rick]

3. So is the live hooker.

[underpants]

5. 😆

[fleur-de-lisa]

6. IDK, I think her uncle is pretty damn eloquent!

[True Blue American]

7. Your uncle said it

Better than I could! Give him

[redstatebluegirl]

8. I keep thinking about "The Birdcage" movie with Robin Williams.

The part of the movie where the right wing nut finds out he backed a guy who died while he was with a hooker.

[Texin]

10. He was actually UNDER the hooker if I recall correctly.

…"But he was smiling" said the hooker.

[redstatebluegirl]

11. Yes the hooker was young and said "he was smiling so I thought he was ok".

It is the hypocrisy of these politicians that is so great in this clip. He goes out the window to hide from the press.

[Squinch]

9. Dead women are so useful for jokes, aren't they?

[leftstreet]

12. +1

[beastie boy]

13. The dead hooker in question is obviously a male, isn't he?

[marble falls]

16. Then why wasn't it "the dead male hooker that ..."?

[beastie boy]

21. In the context of Trump being the proverbial hooker, and his gender not being in question,

that would be redundant. It would be like saying "Trump is a male Putin stooge".

Please note that, the tweet being a spot on metaphor describing GOP's relationship with Trump, no one took offense to dead male hookers being joked about.

[marble falls]

24. There's always an excuse for sexist remarks. "Its only a joke", maybe ...

but its still a sexist remark that's some how even 'funnier' because its aimed at a male.

"The body in the trunk" would have been a better choice.

[beastie boy]

27. Please, the remark (and my response) is sexist only if you choose to see it as sexist!

It's your choice, but, if you insist, seeing the tweet with a clear reference to a male as sexist towards women betrays gender bias on your part, not mine. I may have agreed with you if you said it is unfairly making fun of hookers of both sexes, but you didn't.You made gender an issue, not a profession. And you were specific in expressing your opinion that you object to women being joked about, not men. Now you are saying that regardless of whether it was a male or a female, the tweet is sexist anyway. I don't think sexist means what you think it means.

[uponit7771]

22. Trump is male ... that would be saying it twice

[leftstreet]

19. It could just be "the body in the trunk" n/t

[Cartaphelius]

32. So many possibilities there

1) Mr. "I like Beer" and shaking my junk in the face of inebriated females and or males.. (when beer is involved, all bets are off);
2) Barbar the effilump;
3) The entire cabinet but primarily Beastie DeWhore and "Mr. Magoo", the not funny one);
4) White House talking (empty heads) including Whitey Pence;
5) Mad Mitch, trump's go-to-bitch;
6) little Mick (he's so vainley) Mulvaney
7) Any of the White House Staff claiming Executive Privilege where none exists;
9) Current and newest Idiot in Charge - the Acting D.N.I. (DO NOT Investigate);
10) Entire White House Legal Council whores;
11) Jared, Donny Junior, Jr.'s idiot brother and sister;
12) Flynn the traitor
13) the majority of the GOP (especially Jordon, Meadows, Manafort, McCarthy, Gloemert, Nunya, Collins (x2), Gaetz, King, etc., etc.;


I could go on but my fingers are starting to ache......

[RhodeIslandOne]

38. Then we'd have a twenty post subthread about it being homophobic

We must scrutinize and parse everything.

[Oppaloopa]

43. This is why the right calls us snowflakes.

[Squinch]

45. Heaven forfend that the right should disapprove of our values! We must stop believing things

the right thinks are not worthy! Otherwise they will call us a name!

Carry on with joking about dead women. Because the right likes that. So it's OK.

[marble falls]

15. +1!

[uponit7771]

23. Trump is not a women, he's a whore for Putin that doesn't make him a women

[milestogo]

41. I think you mean "Trump is not a woman"

[Oppaloopa]

44. Could his wife be a Russian spy?

[B Stieg]

14. Thoughts and prayers?

That works so well with guns!

[gopiscrap]

17. when talking about a republican

sounds perfectly eloquent to me

[SunSeeker]

18. Sounds like something Rick Wilson would say. nt

[House of Roberts]

20. The GOP is chained to Trump

therefore, the dead hooker is Trump?

[marble falls]

25. The body in the trunk would be Trump and his "politics".

[FakeNoose]

26. And his undeniable corruption

[Doc_Technical]

28. I guess they ran out of Vicks VapoRub to smear under their noses.

[WhiskeyGrinder]

29. Oppressed people make shitty punchlines.

[Blue Owl]

30. Weekend at Rudy's

n/t

[Bernardo de La Paz]

33. There's inspiration for an editorial cartoon. . . . nt

[Initech]

34. They certainly have a thing for hookers don't they?

[UTUSN]

37. K&R

[spanone]

39. K&R...👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼

[Danascot]

40. That's fantastic!

It's the catchphrase that sums up the era between now and when Trump is gone.

[ThreeGs]

42. Nixon was outed by DEEP THROAT

I'm thinking the "Whistleblower" needs a more appropriate name as Trump appears to be in DEEP SHIT.

Follow the money is good advice here.