Best example yet that my dog could be president

[Laura PourMeADrink]

If this is ALL you have to worry about.

Link to tweet

?s=20

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I asked my cats if any of them were interested in running for president

since the GOP might have an opening, and they all said, Hell no, why would we want to hang out with stupid humans?

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. Capt Donald J Queeg

S. S. Minnow

[Celerity]

3. that stupid fuckstick does not even know a hyphen from an apostrophe

btw

best song ever with Liddle in the title

Angelic Upstarts - The Murder of Liddle Towers

Label:
Not On Label (Angelic Upstarts Self-released) ‎– IS/AU/1024
Format:
Vinyl, 7", 45 RPM, Single
Country:
UK
Released:
1978
Genre:
Rock
Style:
Punk, Oi




Liddle Towers

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liddle_Towers

Liddle Towers (19 September 1936 - 9 February 1976) was an electrician and amateur boxing coach from Chester-le-Street, County Durham, England, who died following a spell in police custody in 1976.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

5. Funny part, you don't even need an apostrophe unless

You are omitting letters..like ma'am. So liddle' (not a word is it?) doesn't need one.

[Celerity]

6. Liddle is a Brit name or nickname and also (I assume the rotter Rump was using it in this manner)

a infantile way of saying little.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

7. Ok. But he doesn't need the apostrophe he's fighting

About. Dip

[nolabear]

9. I think he thinks it's quotation marks.

The stupid has many layers.

[Newest Reality]

4. Woof! Woof!

Bark, bark, bark! Grrrrrrrr. Woof! Ruff!

Makes more sense than a dotard tweeting too loudly.

[Hugin]

8. Li'l Abner wants his apostrophe back.

To shit... Everything he touches. King Scat Midas, I swear.

[Siwsan]

10. Yesterday I predicted that, starting today, we'd be seeing some especially deranged tweets.

I hope no one takes his phone away from him.