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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Fri Sep 27, 2019, 08:42 PM Sep 2019

Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit

OLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE — Right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins obviously does not support the impeachment of President Donald Trump. Bohiggins has been consistently one of the loudest voices of support the president could count on from conservative social media influencers. Bohiggins spent much of his show yesterday, which was being recorded just as Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi announced she was authorizing a full and open impeachment investigation into Trump, sobbing uncontrollably Today, Bohiggins took time during his podcast to remind listeners of a “couple of undisputed, undeniable facts,” which he says “put the whole impeaching Trump thing” into an important context.

“First of off, if we was gonna impeach anyone, it’d have been the nig – I mean the previous black administration,” Bohiggins explained, “over that insanely unpatriotic and unpresidential tan suit incident. I mean, I personally would like to have seen him impeached for the dijon mustard affair, but I realize I can’t dictate to everyone how they feel about everything. However, let’s just table the very real, very serious discussion we should’ve had about impeaching Barack HUSSEIN OBUMMER KENYAN SOCIALIST OBAMA for a moment, and focus instead on something I don’t think the lamestream libtarded media is talking about, and we all know why.”

Mr. Bohiggins reminded his audience that in his interpretation of the Constitution, there are only a handful of things that are legitimate reasons to impeach a president, and when the president in question is a Republican, none of them apply.

“Well, let’s see, you got the fact that they could be a Democrat, which immediately means they’re unAmerican and prolly should be on some kind of pre-impeachment status right off the bat,” Bohiggins said. “Also, pretty much anything I say and feel or think at the time, provided I don’t like the person in office.”

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/bohiggins-tan-suit-impeach/

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Trump Supporter Reminds America This President Never Got a Blowie in a Tan Suit (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2019 OP
Nuh-unh. This didn't really happen, did it? flibbitygiblets Sep 2019 #1
It's a parody site Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Sep 2019 #4
Gullibility has always been alive and well here. Tipperary Sep 2019 #6
Wow. Rude. flibbitygiblets Sep 2019 #7
Wow. Rude. flibbitygiblets Sep 2019 #8
What a dipshit! Firestorm49 Sep 2019 #2
Yeah the tan suit that's the crime LakeArenal Sep 2019 #3
Now, wait and see how many believe this. Tipperary Sep 2019 #5
I really despise parodies not labeled as such. Wastes my time. Maru Kitteh Sep 2019 #9

LakeArenal

(28,817 posts)
3. Yeah the tan suit that's the crime
Fri Sep 27, 2019, 08:48 PM
Sep 2019

Not our neck’ed first nipples.

Or first nipple daughter.

Or golf shorts poobah.

Or I don’t really care do you coat.

Only honest thing any of them ever said.

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